You better hold on tight spidermonkey! (Twilight AU)
Mira & Zoey: [to Rumi, their backs to her] You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is... pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change color... and sometimes you avoid us. You never wear short sleeves anymore; you don't go to the bathhouse with us.
[pause, silence]
Mira: How did you find out?
Rumi: The hard way.
Zoey: How long have you been like this?
Rumi: ...a while.
Mira & Zoey: We know what you are.
Rumi: Say it... out loud. Say it.
Mira (Zoey): Demon. (Vampire...) Demon.
Rumi: Only half demon. Are you afraid?
Mira & Zoey: [turn to face her] ... no.
And then they kiss, all three, sloppy style
This is probably way funnier in my head... please tell me this is funny or I'll die. Should I do more? If you have any suggestions please let me know
