Jan 6, 2023
jesper: wylan, if you come out there’s a chance your father will never talk to you again.
wylan: this plan has no downsides.
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jesper: wylan, if you come out there’s a chance your father will never talk to you again.
wylan: this plan has no downsides.
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Kirk, stressed: Is it definitely too early for a mojito?
Bones: Jim, it's half past ten in the morning!
Bones, starting to prepare drinks: Of course not.
Ash: Good morning.
Thierry: Afternoon. It's nearly lunchtime.
Ash: Oh the trains were a nightmare. It's a hellish journey.
Thierry: You live upstairs.
Ash: There were leaves on the carpet.
Incorrect OFMD, part 14
(After a date gone wrong)
Ben: listen. I wanted to say sorry about the whole food thing earlier. And, um, to make it up to you. How about a tango class tomorrow night?
Lonnie: oh, I adore tango.
Mal: well, you go Lonnie.
Ben: no, the offer wasn’t for Lonnie.
Lonnie: I was regional under-12 champion.
Mal: you’ll go top of the class with Lonnie.
Ben: I don’t want to go top of the class with Lonnie!
Lonnie: my specialty is cape work.
Mal: Lonnie should definitely be your partner.
Ben: I don’t want Lonnie to be my partner!
(Lonnie gets up and starts whirling a tablecloth around, much to Ben’s chagrin, until he manages to grab the table cloth and sling it around Lonnie’s neck)
Ben (threateningly): if you don’t stop talking about tango, I’m going to strangle you with this tablecloth!
(He turns back to Mal)
Ben: so, Mal, will you come?
Mal: what about Lonnie?
Lonnie (quite rightly fearing for her life): no thanks, I hate tango. I always have. I despise it. It’s abhorrent, it’s a perversion of all that is good and natural in this world. I hate it, DIRTY, DIRTY, DIRTY!
Ben: that’s enough! So, Mal?
Mal: yeah, sure. Why not? I’m up for a challenge.
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Bellatrix: Morning, Narcissa
Narcissa: More like afternoon, it’s nearly lunchtime
Bellatrix: Oh, it was a hellish journey, the floo was a nightmare
Narcissa: You live in the guest room
Bellatrix: There were leaves on the carpet?
Dax: Morning, Spencer. Spencer: Hmm, afternoon. It's nearly lunchtime. Dax: Oh, the trains were a nightmare. It was a hellish journey. Spencer: You live in the guest room.
Charname: I thought Montaron was your best friend?
Xzar: Oh, he is. But I dislike him intensely.