Jul 11, 2023
Marlon, to Leon: It seems to me like the only person who’s making an effort not to throw hands at you is me, the same person who, sooner or later, is gonna throw hands at you.
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Marlon, to Leon: It seems to me like the only person who’s making an effort not to throw hands at you is me, the same person who, sooner or later, is gonna throw hands at you.
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(Gosha has accepted a role in the new version of Adler and has just done a wonderful performance at the first rehearsal, completely overshadowing Bill and Juno.)
Louis: Sir, may I have a word with you?
Gosha: Sure, Louis. Is anything wrong?
Louis: No, not at all. In fact, I really appreciate your work. The only thing is, could you... let it go a bit?
Gosha: What should I let go?
Louis: Your character, sir... just a bit. Haven't you noticed the difference between you and the other two actors?
Gosha, trying to be polite: Well yes, there's an... anagraphic difference.
Louis: Exactly! You make them look like two morons... You should just think of something else: Legosi, the weather, the groceries... you should, if I may suggest, do it... without giving a shit...
Gosha:
Louis: Have you seen Bill and Juno? There, try to act like them. Without giving a shit.
Gosha: I’m sorry Louis, but you are asking me something rummy at leas-
Louis: Without giving a shit, sir. I believe in you.
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Glynda: I knew you were innocent.
Ozpin: Wrong. I am guilty.
Ozpin: Guilty of loving you.
Kaldheim: Behind the scenes
Rosewater: Excuse me, Praetor, may I have a word with you?
Vorinclex: Of course, Rosewater. Is something wrong?
Rosewater: No, not at all. In fact, I really appreciate your contribution. The only thing is... could you just... let it go a bit?
Vorinclex: What should I let go?
Rosewater: Your character. Did you notice the difference between you and the other characters?
Vorinclex, trying his best to be polite: Well, there’s a... planar difference.
Rosewater: Exactly. We don’t want them to look like duds, do we? You should just think of something else during this expansion: Phyrexia, the weather, the groceries... you should, if I may suggest, do it without giving a shit.
Vorinclex, surprised: I’m sorry, Rosewater, but this suggestion seems at least weird...
Rosewater: Without giving a shit, Praetor, I trust you.
I feel like the only person who's putting any effort for you to not die here is me, the same person who sooner or later will murder you
Eragon, to Murtagh (or the other way around) (at any point of the saga, really)
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Louis suddenly returns to the Drama Club limping on his prosthetic foot, grabs Pina's script and writes a new title on it.
Louis: Adler's Return, Act One, first scene.
Everyone stares at him in disbelief.
Louis: That's right, ladies and gentlemen, you heard that well. Adler's Return. Because quality DOESN'T MEAN A FUCK!
Everyone but Pina starts clapping, Bill and Legosi are moved to tears.
Louis: Because another kind of theatre, is impossible!
Kai, exalted: Genius!
Louis, hysterical: LONG LIVE SHIT!
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Pina: I'm scared, Bill.
Bill: I've been there too. Everyone told me "open yourself, open yourself, talk to someone", but I found a way to defend myself.
Pina: What way?
Bill: Simple. I've stopped reading. I don't read anymore, nothing! Books, newspapers, magazines, a sign in the street...
Pina: You don't read...
Bill: I don't read it! I don't read shit and I'm fine. they say "open yourself, talk to someone", I don't talk to anyone, I mind my own fucking business. Pina, listen to me, shut up, don't read anything anymore and you'll get over everything!