James: so, peter, tell me about yourself
Peter: ??? what do you mean? we've been friends for years
James: but i don't know you. tell me something interesting. something juicy
Peter: james, you should know this by now. i'm not as interesting as you three. i'm not a smart, intelligent person
Sirius, whispering to Remus: he's talking about me!
Peter: or someone with a sad, tragic backstory
Sirius: oh
Peter: or someone who's in love with his best friend's brother, for god's sake!
Sirius: james. what the fuck.
James: .... shit
Sirius: REGULUS? MY BABY BROTHER? AND YOU?













