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hey bestie here’s a few more concepts 

along with those chunky rings i mentioned earlier, he’d probably shop in designer stores. i’m talking gucci, prada, burberry, chanel. lord knows he’d spoil you to no end — and he’d probably take you lingerie shopping. a boy likes his stuff 😌

i have a feeling he’d workout a lot more than he does now (which is a lot, tbh) so those muscles would be bigger than baseballs. he’d probably include some of that in his music videos, just him boxing in a studio all alone

if he’d go on tour??? imagine if you came on stage for just ONE song, he’d be like “baby, come sit on my lap. they don’t mind, do you guys??” and he just points the microphone to the audience expectedly

i just know he’d have at least one song on every album that’s as soft as his hair. he’d be talking about you (of course), and sETTLING dOWN with you at some point. you’d probably even be on the track, too. it’s your giggles a lot of times, but i just know there’s at least one voicemail from you that he’s absolutely obsessed with, so he’ll stick it at the beginning or the end just so the world gets a small piece of his life with you

his merch line. oh fuck. i know this boy would be obsessed with you wearing his merch. new sweatshirt dropping tonight? you get it first. a pair of cool socks? let’s match. bracelets? tote bags? bitch sign me uP. he’d be all about that pRoMoTioN, but it’s just an excuse to see you wearing his merch, just so everyone knows you’re his

and the award shows???? watching him live???? of course you’re in the audience, and while he tries to sing and look at the camera or the audience, he ends up just looking at you the entire time. you’re probably wearing one of those expensive dresses he bought you, and you’re just waiting for him to finish up and sit next to you. homeboy gets a little impatient because he’s very protective and will nOT leave you alone for more than fifteen minutes

i just know this bitch will have a body guard and/or a chauffeur.

oh but he’d also be OBSESSED with buying cars. maybe he just likes to fuck in the backseat but i know he’s got a collection. vintage cars? sports cars? SUVS? let’s be real, he’d buy a car simply because it REMINDED him of you

and the tattoos. i know i mentioned it before but homie would just go all out. can you imagine his golden chest COVERED in ink?????? i swear to god he’d get your name plastered somewhere. he’d probably put his name instead of your last name because this boy wants to get hitched basically whenever he’s with you