#sony talks

spider having a breakdown about the concept of lesbianism to all the things she said by t.a.t.u might be the funniest scene in cinema history

richard: ah, yes, gay people. see, i am myself not gay. i have no inclanation at all towards men like that. i do not have an issue with gay people, would be quite hypocritical of me if i did but i am not at all gay. not in the slightest bit. in fact, i am very attracted to women. i am utterly and irrevocably in love with camilla who i do not know anything about other than the fact that she has beautiful masculine legs and a masculine haircut and wears her quite charming brother, charles's clothes. charles is rather handsome too. i have once or twice fantasized about camilla and charles but that is normal and it is of course only happened because i am attracted and in love with camilla. and while yes, i have kissed a man before but it only happened because he kissed me and i kissed back on reflex. i did not want to kiss back as i am not attracted to francis, though he is a very attractive gay man. of course, i know he's gay, i've always known. it is easy to tell, since i am acquainted with homosexuality, though not too closely as i am not gay. i have only kissed francis because i am used to women kissing me first and those times, i would kiss back so i merely had the same reaction. it was the first time a man kissed me after all, and i was quite caught off guard. besides, it was quite a stressful time in my life so even if that kiss lasted longer than it reasonably should have, that only happened because i was glad to use any distraction i could get. there were no feelings involved as i am not gay and i do not have feelings of those sorts for francis. if i was gay, which i am not, i would most likely be in love with henry, truthfully. i admire henry greatly. he is a handsome and great man who i feel very fondly for though of course, i am not in love with him because i am not gay. the one i am in love with is camilla, evem if i am fond of all the members of the greek class. except bunny who is ugly and annoying and i'm glad he's dead. anyway, i am not gay

come closer. hold my hand. i don't care how silly bsd's plot gets. i don't care. there can be a million fakeout deaths and deus ex machinas and plot device character moments. it doesn't matter. the story tells you early on that it will bullshit its way through mysteries and the like by introducing edogawa ranpo who solves any mystery by existing. it was never about that. it has always been about the themes and the characters but some of you are not ready for this conversation

i don't know i do think it's weird that toga has been more than readily accepted as bisexual by the fandom at large just based on a comment from horikoshi next to her prototype design ("it doesn't matter if they're a guy or a girl") (i know it also has canon basis + horikoshi said it in an interview since too apparently) but even though in the ultra analysis book what is said about mina really leans towards her being aromantic/cupioromantic ("mina has never had a crush before, but she hopes to fall in love someday"), this is only known by a select few people and even those who do know tend to ignore it. and like, idk, just, the tendency to bend over backwards to prove that characters are in fact not aspec vs the tendency to put the bisexual label on any character. something something shipping culture something something it's never been about queerness and queer people, no matter how much fandom pretends to celebrate diversity and whatnot. but. you know. it's a saturday evening and i should probably be working on a school essay.

"when will you stop complaining about fandom misogyny" idk maybe when fandom misogyny stops being a thing

so like. your creator makes you to be some sort of god, better than all humans as we know them right now. he is your father, for all you know. but you are a failure. you are cast aside. so you escape. so you destroy whatever and whoever gets in your way and all you want it to be acknowledged; to be appreciated; to be loved. to fulfill your purpose. but it is never good enough, not for your creator, not for anyone. despite knowing that you are capable of more than the average human, they do not worship you, no, not at all. they hate you. they want to leave you. you just want to belong somewhere but all having been created to be a god has done for you is make you different. you will never belong and you will never fulfill your purpose because you've been marked as a failure since the very beginning by your own damn creator. this could be about frankenstein's monster from frankenstein by mary shelley but it is actually about caine from the fucking. the amazing digital circus i need to lay down

having ocs as a writer is so stupid i'm like do you guys want to hear about the stupid fucking creature that lives in my head i don't have any pictures but i can tell you about the twelve mental illnesses they have and their five worst traumas. if you even care. but why would you care you don't even know who that is, you've never even seen them