#sonsmooth

Smooth Fun Fact #1208: (Son Smooth Week) More than halfway through grade six, Son Smooth has amassed a considerable number of academic achievements. Bonus Fun Fact: Notwithstanding several seismic life disruptions, Son Smooth has consistently earned high honors every semester, won two school-wide spelling bees, was twice named principal for the day, and participated in the Gifted and Talented Education program. Extra Bonus Fun Fact: Rarely asking for help with his homework, Son Smooth is fairly self-sufficient with his studies, which is wonderful because his dad wouldn’t be of much assistance.)

Smooth Fun Fact #1206: (Son Smooth Week) At two years young, Son Smooth started spouting what sounded like a foreign language, with which his parents were completely unfamiliar. (Bonus Fun Fact: Confused by what her child was saying, Wife Smooth dove deep into her son’s iPad viewing history and found a cartoon that taught children how to count from 1 to 10 in Arabic. Extra Bonus Fun Fact: Shocked, impressed, and slightly horrified, Smooth asked his wife to monitor their toddler’s tablet time a little more attentively while he was away at work.)

Smooth Fun Fact #1124: Son Smooth can solve a fully-jumbled Pyraminx, a Rubik's Cube-style tetrahedron puzzle, in 17.27 seconds. (Bonus Fun Fact: Not only can he not solve even one side of the Pyraminx, but Smooth is completely unfamiliar with the term “tetrahedron”. Extra Bonus Fun Fact: Smooth marvels at his boy’s hand-eye coordination and pattern recognition ability.)