my new headcanon is that lucy CAN cook (and very well, when she puts in the effort!) but convenience foods are also her best friend. you know that girl has pop can biscuits, instant mashed potatoes, minute rice, and frozen vegetables on hand bc shes one person, and she has a job and only so much time

Pro-tip for cleaning grout-- use baking soda and then do an absolute shit job so that when your floor dries, the grout will be sparkling white not because it is clean, but because it is covered in a thin layer of not-mopped-up baking soda

Have hit a stage of life where I’m mentally ranking which states were the worst to do taxes in

dude my in-laws are insane how do people do this