#something like it

Will: We are three competent doctors and we see children all the time in and out of the hospital, we got this.

Two hours later, Connor has a black eye, Will is treating a burn on his own wrist and Latham is calming down the baby with interesting facts about insects.

Connor: Why insects?

Latham: My experience with children has led me to understand that they find butterflies fascinating but I exhausted my interesting facts about butterflies very quickly, then I figured, an 18 month old won't care either way of I expand it to insects of all kinds. And if I run out of insects, I know plenty of facts about bees and wasps.

Connor: Great.

Will: Whatever you want, man, it's working. The baby hasn't cried in 40 minutes.

Latham: It's a shame we can't say the same about you.

Will: .... I wasn't crying, I got boiling milk in my eye.

Latham: If that were true, you'd have visible damage to the eyeball.

Will: ...

Latham: ...

Will: ...

I don't know if this is feel-good material necessarily and I have no particular Tillchard facts that people don't already know, but here's an account of something hilarious they did in one of their earliest shows

Uwe Hager: Admittance to Steinbrücken [Open Air Festival] was really spectacular. One could hardly imagine what was going on there. Some guys just tried to break through with their car. There were two buses standing side by side, and they shot through at full speed, it was totally nuts. Till ran after them and smashed the window of their car. When cars parked in the area that we always had trouble with, Till would go with Scholle, lift up the cars, and unscrew all the wheels. They stuck a note on the windshield: your wheels may be picked up at the ticket office. The Rammstein boys looked really dangerous, they all wore black uniforms from the National People's Army...

so when they cut me open they can trace the grooves