Imagine an alien hears the word 'procrastinate' and thinks its the word 'procreate'

"Hello Kim, what are you doing? Would you like to sit on your bed instead of the terminal? It would be more comfortable there."

"Oh nah, I'm alright. If I sit on my bed I'll procrastinate even more than I am now."

"... -procrastinate?"

"Yeahh... I have to finish this by tomorrow morning, and I don't want to get up early."

"What does procrastinate have to do with anything?"

"Well if I do, I'll have to rush everything. Ya know, like when you have a big test or exam or something, and you've been procrastinating all week instead of studying."

"... I do not procrastinate that often."

"Ugh, lucky. It's probably a human thing. Procrastinate till the very last minute, then you get everything done. Usually badly."

"Meybe you should get that checked out? It may be something bad, if you procrastinate that much."

"Oh trust me, every human does this, as soon as you start giving them homework, they'll procrastinate until the day it's due. Some even procrastinate until the next day and wait until their teacher is taking the homework until they stop procrastinating and finally smash the work out."

"Okay, I give up. Is this a practical joke? Humans get homework typically by the age of 6, yes? And they procrastinate then?"

"Well yeah?"

"But humans do not reach the age of sexual maturity until 16? And even then it is illegal until they are adults to procrastinate?"

"Wait wait wait. Are you talking about procreate!?!?"