🅱️orderline and pissed

we may have human pet guy and train fetish guy but nothing beats the effort that piss fetishist on reddit puts in with his posts. you read a fucking ESSAY about complicated relationship drama and at the end go "wait a minute, the piss aspect was a little strange" AND IT'S THE GUY !!! and when he gets banned from subreddits for using them for his fetish he just makes another account. literally I can't read any reddit post involving peeing as neutral anymore this man has ruined my life

being bisexual and transgender is literally like. optimized

I wanna get kung pow penised

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Nevermind I'm sorry for failing you in getting kung powed penised

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Post cancelled, stop it

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Don't start over please

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Good job guys I really enjoy getting kuk nunned

This is the only kind of thing that ‘boys will be boys’ can be effectively used for

nothing funnier than making an oc just to give him a problem. get fucked sketchbook boy

I cannot believe the migration is real

By talos, this can’t be happening

there are posts on this website older than some of its users

the shitpost you wrote at 15 can now be reblogged by 15 year olds born the day you posted it

auditory processing issues are like yes i can hear everything in this room no i didn’t hear what you said yes i will finish your sentence when you restart and no i will not know the answer to your question after all of this

preschool field trip to the hydraulic press I'm so excited