#somebody

“You’ll never guess what I found *MWAH* on the street on my way back.”

Oh, how you couldn’t wait for his post-grocery shopping story. You don’t know how, but he always manages to come back with the silliest anecdotes, whether it be a granny flirting with him or that time he volunteered to babysit a rabbit.

“I was coming out of the pastry shop when I saw this poster. It was a call for an audition for a commercial,” he starts telling you while helping you put away the groceries. “They’re looking for a tall, good-looking man with clear eyes. D’you think I could get the part ?” As he adds the last part, he turns to you and wiggles his eyebrows. His smile vanishes when you answer, dead serious.

“No, uhm… obviously not.”

“Is that so ?”

“Yeah, I mean, c’mon, you? ‘Good-looking’, pfft, you’re joking, right ?”

Now, Johnny has always been confident about his looks, but you, doubting them, stirred something in him. Were you messing with him ? Nah, you looked so serious. Did you always think that ? Were you -

His overthinking was brutally halted.

“Oi, earth to Johnny Mactavish,” you say as you get closer to him. “Where’d that mind of yours go, huh ?” you giggle and nudge him with your shoulder. But his face remains closed off.

“D’you really think tha’ ?” his eyes bore into yours, as if bracing himself for a hard truth he never expected. Well, he certainly didn’t expect your laugher to explode in his face.

“Oh my god, I can’t believe… hahaha that you’d…hihihi believe that I’d think…” you let yourself laugh at his confused face. Once you calm down, you cup his cheeks tenderly, running your right thumb over the scar on his chin.

“Baby, my darling Johnny, my love, you are not good-looking, because you are the most handsomest man like to ever exist in existence.”

Oh, how good it feels to see his eyes regain that spark. And there’s that smile that makes you melt. With his confidence back in the game and a mischievous glint he can’t resist teasing.

“Even more than that Jensen Ackles of yours?” he muses, wrapping his arms around your waist.

Hey… whump writers, could someone write me some really fucking whumpy scene?? Please? My brain is like water at the moment pouring out of my ears and I can’t catch it enough to write whump myself :(

Someone give me some whump, please 🙏

Just fucking have Whumper beat the fuck out of Whumpee, or, oh my latest bedtime whump thought has been about a civilian-ish whumpee who gets mixed up in a gang either deal/ or interaction, or witnesses one and the boss organises a meeting with whumpee, to have a chat — it swings between Whumpee being nefarious and innocent as fuck every night so if you write this, surprise me….

But the same things make his so irresistible, so stunning, so visually captivating it takes my breath away! On top of that, dude is a terrific actor. He can emote, bring nuances to his characters, and add depth and layers to them even though they lark in the morally grey zone.

I won't fall too hard (again) for his shy smiley awkward introverted act irl though. That one crooked line of his mouth does hint at a guy who knows what kinda effect he's having on others, but arrogance has never looked so good on screen!

What can I say? Love to hate him 😉 Hate to love him 😋

I'll be watching you, KYK.

He’s just a silly little guy!! 😇