#solluxandersprite

>The Twelfth Perigee’s Ball

“Lady Arneus!”

You bound up to the petite violinist, skidding to a halt mere inches from her side, catch her about the waist, and whirl her off her feet into a spin that culminates in a French dip and a sound smooch to the lips. 

Prior to your precipitous arrival, you had not had the time to take in much of her appearance beyond that you recognized her, but now ‘t doth occur to you – she has an actual gown on. Draped in gray and green silk, face made up, arms and ears and horns adorned with jewelry, she is a far cry from the wild thing of the woods you previously encountered, and you are momentarily taken aback – as is she.

Momentarily. “Orpheo, WHAT–” her voice climbs several octaves in the space between words– “do you THINK you’re DOING?”

“A thousand pardons, Lady Arneus,” you say smoothly, and bow your most flourishing bow to her. “I am not normally so intimate in my greetings, but –” you dodge a smack– “if thou wilt but listen– LISTEN! Thou standest beneath a mistletoe, ‘tis thy own fault.” 

“Oh, yeah?” Her eyes narrow, and she makes as if to grab you by the arms, though you cannot discern whether she means to kiss you in return or strike you. 

Regardless, you sidestep her advances and grin ear-to-ear. “Alas, I have left mine own partner unattended for too long – but hast thou brought thy violin? I suggest a duet later, but for now – au revoir!”

Spa! Hands down favorite leisure activity.

Okay the worst pair I can currently think of is ID and Dhraji send help

Did I say this had to be a nice relationship? NO. SORRY, DHRAJI, WE’RE GOING DOWN TRAUMA-CENTRAL ROAD.

For the sake of my soul, and also yours, and also Reba’s, god bless, we’re going to say this is ash or pale. Because ID would eat Dhraji alive in pitch, and it’d just be Laledy/ID Take Two, Except Dhraji Is Actually Going To Fucking Cry Edition in flush.

So! They could very easily meet through the fact ID runs a dance studio, and Dhraji’s a friendly, social creature - one of his friends is a student at ID’s studio, and he decides to come to watch his friend perform. ID notices him instead, because he’s adorable, and friendly, and fluffy like a particularly dumb puppy, and that.. is exactly the sort of person that ID likes to poke with a stick, unfortunately.

So he pays attention! And Dhraji is probably endeared by ID’s casual fake-affection, rather than creeped out, and ID, in turn, starts to get bored very quickly, because this is too easy. More importantly: it’s not really fun when this kid is genuinely starting to worry him. He doesn’t fight people. He cries about killing them. And, even more importantly: Dhraji’s fucking low-key terrifying to ID, courtesy of his mind-control ability, and ID only has two responses to being scared.

Kill it, or control it.

And you can’t kill imperial property.

"naughty grandparent" is about the worst phrase I can read out of context

(Prince)-Today at 12:40 AM

im...

(Cloud)-Today at 12:41 AM

suffer, Prince

(Cass)-Today at 12:41 AM

Just call me Foxy Grandpa

(Cloud)-Today at 12:41 AM

no.

(Cass)-Today at 12:41 AM

Way to crush my dreams Cloud I thought we were friends

(Cloud)-Today at 12:41 AM

I will be dead in the cold ground before I utter that in your direction, you're 4'11 and look like a munchkin

(Prince)-Today at 12:41 AM

GAH

(Cloud)-Today at 12:41 AM

you are not foxy grandpa material

(Cass)-Today at 12:41 AM

Attractiveness: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

OA: tHE MOTHERFUCKER IS hot, SURE, I GOT TWO EYES AND THEY’RE BOTH FUNCTIONIN’. BROAD SHOULDERS. BIG HANDS. THICK HORNS. WHAT IS THERE NOT TO LIKe?

OA: bUT THE MEEK SHIT DOESN’T ROLL WITH Me. BOY IS PLACID AS A GODDAMN SHEEP, AND NONE OF MEUKIT’S SWEETNESS TO KEEP ATTENTION. IS IT CUTE WHEN HE LAUGHS? SURE. BUT CUTE AIN’T THE SORT OF THING YOU WRITE songs ABOUt.

OA: wHEN HE’S THROWING AROUND orders, THOUGh... :o)

Amiability: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

OA: hAVE I EVER MET AN INDIGO SO TEPId?

OA: iT’S LIKE HE WASHED OFF HIS AGGRO WITH HIS FUCKING PAINt.

Fashionability: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

OA: eh.

OA: hE’D LOOK BETTER IF HE WORE LESs.

Battle Skills: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

OA: hE COULD KICK MY ASS, LU’S ASS, LU’S LUSUS’S ASs.

OA: bECAUSE LET US BE FUCKING REAL. BOY LIKE THAT? NO WAY HE ain’t GOT A FULL NULLIFIER IN HIS POCKET, AND THE REACH TO PUT IT ON YOu. :o/

Threat Level: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 

OA: tHREAT OF HIM NOT talking TO ME, MAYBe. :o)

Attractiveness: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

RS: | He is Adorable | Not My Type | Mind |

RS: | I’d rather Feel Like I was Dating a Wriggler |

RS: | But He is Adorable |

Amiability: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

RS: | He is Entirely Uncertain of When He Needs to Just Shut Up |

RS: | He is Perfectly Kind | If You Catch Him in a Good Mood | But |

RS: | He does Not Know When to Shut Up |

Fashionability: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

RS: | Perhaps | And This May Strike One as an Outlandish Statement | But | Perhaps|

RS: | One should Try for |- MATCHING -| Patches on Their Clothes | ? |

RS: | It is Certainly a Distinct Look | Though |

Battle Skills: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10Threat Level: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

RS: | He is a Maroon |

RS: | a Maroon Who Runs a Radio Station |

SIPARA: At the point where she actually starts caring about your opinion, and she starts thinking about how to keep you there. Sipara hits this paleways very, very quickly with guys in general: she latched onto Pheres immediately upon meeting him, and she decided she cared about a month in with Hadean. This is paleways: pitch is a slightly different game, in that when she realises she’d missi someone if they were to leave is the point that she’s like “aw, fuck.”

ID: He doesn’t really do love very well, or very frequently! He has yet to actually realise he’s in love with pretty much anyone, and it’s a mystery on if he ever will: at this point in time, despite the fact he’s head-over-heels, over-the-moon infatuated and in love with Bonnie, he wouldn’t recognise it as such. The moment he realises is probably the moment he thinks oh, I’m hers and the thought doesn’t fill him with bone-deep revulsion.

[Gonna answer for their ancestors!]

💟 What is their stance on PDA?

Eryali would rather die than participate in PDA, she could not stand the thought of anyone knowing that she had feelings and relationships. =:-[

💓 When did they have their first crush?