Y'know i hate it when people say "but why would i read the old philosophy books they're so boriiinggg" because im rereading the Symposium by Plato, and i shit you not for 10 pages straight Alcibiades (a really handsome Athenian politician) drunkenly talks about his ENDLESS attempts to get Socrates to fuck him. LIKE OH MY FUCKING GOD GET A ROOM. if i was Socrates i would've folded so easily











