pjo/hoo dr incorrect quotes
Annabeth:Â Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?
Nico:Â Fake?
Demon:Â Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Nico:Â No returns.
Demon:Â *sobbing* But it's making me sad...
Azzie/Me:Â Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.
Store Worker:Â Would a âWillâ please come to the front desk?
Will, arriving at the desk:Â Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker, pointing to Percy and Nico:Â I believe they belong to you?
Percy and Nico, simultaneously:Â We got lost.
Will:Â I didnât even bring you guys here with meâ
Percy:Â Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, thatâs fucked up. Like c'mon, you know Iâm dumb as hell!
Annabeth:Â I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.
Azzie/Me:Â Thatâs true, but it also smells like fire and panic.
Annabeth:Â You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.
Nico:Â Youâre giving me a sticker?
Will:Â Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying âme-wow!â
Nico:Â Iâm not a preschooler.
Will:Â Fine, Iâll take it back-
Nico:Â I earned this, back off!
Will:Â Percy...
Percy:Â Oh no, 'Percy' in B flat.
Percy:Â You're disappointed.
Police Officer:Â You have the right to remain silent.
Percy:Â I choose to waive that right!
Percy:Â *screaming*
Nico:Â This is a bad idea.
Azzie/Me:Â Then why are you coming along?
Nico:Â Someone has to get your injured ass home.
Nico, near tears:Â Please, Percy, I donât speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!
Will:Â A person can really hear themselves think out here.
Willâs mind:Â Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked!? WILL YOU DIE ALONE!?
Will:Â Well, that was a mistake.
Nico:Â I love sarcasm! Itâs like punching people in the face, but with words!
Azzie/Me:Â Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.
Annabeth:Â I'm at a loss for words!
Percy:Â Despite being âat a loss for wordsâ, Annabeth yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
Azzie/Me:Â Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
Thaila:Â What happened?!
Azzie/Me:Â Do you want the long version or the short version?
Thaila:Â Sh-short??
Azzie/Me:Â Shit's fucked.
Thaila:Â Okay, long.
Azzie/Me:Â Shit's very fucked.
Will:Â All snacks are gone.
Nico:Â I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!