#so sensitive

Need someone who won't stop

I'm feral

Lucifer: … okay Shi.

Me: ??? What’s going on why do I sense passive aggression right now

Lucifer: … why haven’t you called me dad lately?

Me: huh?

Lucifer: It’s been like a week and a half since you last called me dad. What’s up with that? What did I do? Or what did I not do enough?

Me: oh lmao I didn’t even notice. You didn’t do anything wrong. Idk.

Lucifer: you don’t have to call me dad..

Me: okay so then what’s-

Lucifer: you can call me whatever feels best, I’m just asking why you stopped calling me dad. What, you just haven’t needed your daddy lately? I’m not dad, I’m just Lucifer.

Me: lol I cannot believe you’re getting pouty about this

Lucifer: I say “come here, my boy, my baby. And you say ‘okay, Lucifer.” How embarrassing for me. My own boy doesn’t even call me dad anymore.

Me: you really prefer dad to ‘my Lord?’ I thought you liked when I said your name?

Lucifer: Well it’s not like we’re doing a ritual right now. No need to be so professional. Should I start calling you my disciple? Oh yes, ‘my initiate’. No. Bullshit. You’re my boy. I like when you invoke my name, but should I just start calling you by your government name now, Shi? Does “get over here, Shi,” feel the same to you as, “get over here, my boy” ?

Me: okay, lmfao I’m sorry daddy.

Lucifer: That’s better. I appreciate your blood offering very much, my boy.