John Fucking Segundus
I’ve been reading a bunch of johnsquared fics lately, and I can’t help but notice a pattern in jsamn fandom surrounding John Segundus.
Now do NOT get me wrong. I have jumped into this hc (or actually, cannon?) thing about John Segundus with both feet. I now write him this way too, and it DOES SOMETHING TO ME.
John Fucking Segundus is a sweet, faint, pale, skinny, small, weak, kind, faint, pale little man. Everyone agrees that he is the damsel in distress. He is relentlessly described (now also by me) as having pretty eyes and blushing cheeks and slender wrists and DELICATE EVERYTHING
John Fucking Segundus exists to be warmed up and rescued by John Childermass, and this is a fact. John Childermass comes in on a big horse and scoops up little, pale, faint John Segundus and saves him (and also kisses him a lot and warms him up in other interesting ways). This dynamic is BEYOND appealing to me. I am fucking hooked now. If anyone has any recs for more pale, helpless, faint, small, weak, kind, sweet pretty Segundus fics where he is rescued, warmed, kissed or soundly fucked by John Childermass, please let me know.
