#snv humanity

Zeus: You're the ones who are killing eachother… by leading eachother down the wrong path, Because you're weak. And stupid,It's time for the Gods… to rise once again to glory with a new era…God father of the cosmos!?!

The Gods against humanity cheer and applaud...but among them a voice is cutting thru laughing and wheezing...they all see you standing next to Brunhilde

Y/n: I'm sorry- Your naming yourself...GFOC?

Zeus: That's right

Y/n: Arent you like the youngest sibling...agewise from "The Big Three"?

Zeus: It's metaphorical!

Y/n:..For what?

Zeus: For it is a name what strikes fear… into the hearts of anyone what hears it!

Y/n:PFF-Okay… whatever you say~

Zeus: You shut up,You're next... Humans, I have waited a long time to do-*Sighs and Groans hearing you STILL snickering*… What?

Y/n: I'm sorry. I am so sorry! I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir*Mockingly calling him so*… looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself… *Starts to imitate his voice and manner of standing*"You know what would be a really kick-ass name? "GFOC!"-

Gods alike start to snort but holding their laughter in fear of Zeus...and allowing themselves to laugh at a mortal insulting one of theirs-

Y/n:-THATS how I hear you in my head! What was your second choice!?Scrotum FACE!?!?

Humans and some Gods alike LET THE HARDEST LAUGHTER they ever held...Hera on the otherhand-

Hera*Is holding her sides on the floor*HA-AHAHAH!?~

Zeus: New plan- We're killing you first

Y/n: Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire immortal life… as a moronic shitbag who thinks GFOC is a cool nickname

Now All...Imagen that In the fight between Zeus and Adam was switched last minute to you and Zeus

Zeus: It’s useless to win!*Manages to throw a punch to your face*

As you create a magic barrier to lessen the blow you still fly off to have your body smack against the arena walls, As Eve tries to hold Adam back...Eve watches in horror as your body lays on the ground coughing blood

Eve*Pupils dilate like an ACTIVATED JASON BOURNE and she hears “KILL BILL” music in her head as your eyes managed to look at hers*Myyyyy…. Sweeeeet…. BaaabBBBYY! Hermes*Spotting her from the other side of the ring* She seems agitated?-

Eve jumps into the arena, grabs the back of Zeus' head SLAMS them to the ground...SHOCKING EVERYONE in the arena...EVEN CAIN AND ABEL...Minus Adam who is clapping in support at his wife, A random God who was put to take out anyone who interferes with the fight goes to Eve- MinorGod: Do not defy me-*Is impaled in the chest by Eve's hand as he feels his heart being ripped by her* Eve: I AM EVE- MOTHER OF HUMANITY! LOOK UPON ME IN FEARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!*bounces the heart into her purse and swings her colorful purse around like a gunslinger*

More of the minor gods of the Greek pantheon charge her and SHE RIPS INTO THEM! She DECAPITATES them and goes ON AN ALL-OUT RAMPAGE- She charges at a TERRIFIED Zeus. She makes fighting grunts and growls as she beats the SNOT of them, But Zeus was about to turn around to run-

Zeus*Feels Eve grabbed his legs and swung him around till she throws him towards the gods*No! She’s grown too powerful! Please! PLEASE! AUGHHHHHHHHH!- She slices and Dices thru the gods! She jumps on another god and slices their face causing blood to spray onto her UNBLINKING FACE She jumps on another AND RIDES THEM LIKE A HOVERBOARD! As she HOLDS A “BLEEDING” HEAD OF A GOD RIGHT AT CAMERA Eve: YeeeAAARRGHHHH!!!!*flies about the air, slicing warrior gods in half left and right! A splatter of blood hits You, Cain, and Abel as Adam hugs you three like a bloodstain from a horror movie, You and Humanity+Valkyries watch your mother in still fear Zeus: NO! The reckoning is at hand!

What would happen...if they saved the "best" for last...and You actually won...

The Arena is dead quiet as You stand there dumbfounded looking around and patting yourself...

Göll: You... you did it, y/n!? Y/n: …I did it? Brunhilde*in disbelief*They did it! Y/n: I did it? Gods: They did it… Göll: You did it! Y/n*excited arms in the air* I did it! Humans: They did it! Y/n: I did it!

Y/n @ the Gods: WE WON WE WON! SUCK MY BALLS!?! TOP OF THE WORLD MA TOP OF THE WORLD!?!

DPY/n*Ontop of some lower mountain of knocked out or...dead bodies laughing hysterically*BWHAHAHA-HA

God Fighters:...*Watching in horror*

Brunhilde+Valkryries:...

Humanity fighters:...

A Golden fire portal opens and a figure walks out passing thru them

Doctor Strange: Move Aside, I'm working*Tired reluctant dad walk*

Zeus: Who is the cloaked man?*Looks at Brunhilde*

Brunhilde*Shrugs at him*

Doctor Strange*Looking up at them*Y/N, YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE RIGHT NOW!

DPY/n: MAKE ME OLD MAN!

Doctor Strange:...You kiss your mother with that mouth?-DONT MAKE ME GO UP THERE, CHILD!?

DPY/n:TRY IT.NERD!!!

Doctor Strange: You spawn of evil-WHEN WE GET HOME YOUR GONNA GET IT!*Flying up towards you*

DPY/n:WOAH!?-AAAH!?hahaha!

Gods, Valkyries & Humans*Suprised by their fight and even wincing and cringing in pain as the two fight each other*Oh-...OH!?

Doctor Strange: You Lil gremlin-Not the face! I'm an actor!*got smacked in the face with a rubber chicken*I SAID NOT THE FACE!?

When the Gods Try to get you to join their side

Loki: What has the earth ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?!

Y/n: Cause I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!

Tbh I imagen the ONLY way You can have the upper hand on the gods is if you are the sorcerer supreme in RoR

Zeus: What is your job exactly, besides making balloon animals?

Sorcerer Supreme Y/n:...Protecting your reality, douchebag

How You appeared behind the scenes, Always watching others never to be shown unless Brunhilde gave the word...

Göll: Heracles . . . you know what's about to happen, Do you really wanna punch your way out of this one?

Brunhilde: All right, I've run out of patience...Underoos!

You shoot a fire whip from the shadows, stealing Heracles weapon and binding his hands and fly out of the shadow, and landing perfectly beside the two valkyries

Brunhilde: Nice job, Sorcerer

Y/n: Thanks. Well, I could've stuck the landing a little better-It's just the new suit… Well, it's nothing, Pretty Brunhilde-It's--it's perfect. Thank you!*Was given by the valkyries a suit similar to theirs*

Brunhilde: Yeah, we don't really need to start a conversation...

Y/n: Okay, Heracles . . . Herc, Big fan, I'm the sorcerer supreme*Waves at him and other human fighters*

Brunhilde: Yeah, we'll talk about it later. Just...

Y/n: Hey, everyone*Waves also some gods and spectators of the ring*

Brunhilde: ...Good job