#sneaky dan

I just realized how hard it would be for a child to control six limbs then they barely can control four already... Oh, well anyway. If SOME people can torture him with angst I can make him struggle to walk as a baby.

He's an alien, he's natural at it like any other baby deer/horse is. (Or supposed to be)

Not that Jing Yuan knew about it so he carried baby Yanqing around until he grew up and forgot how to walk. The poor boy had to learn all over again with lots of struggle (mostly because he liked being held by his Baba and cried then he was put down)

It's similar to how babies just know how to swim and then forget when they grow up.

Also, he probably has anti-slip horseshoes to:

1) protect his hooves from the cement/rocks

2) to make sure he won't slip

3) to protect the floor in the house

The baby is Yanqing, specifically from my au.

Also, I love the idea that Lan's face is actually a visor where they can just show things on. If they didn't abandon Yanqing he would be an ipad baby.

Original meme by @ sillygoose-xp:

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I imagined birdified Sunday doing the mass as the priest and honestly? It checks out. Nothing stops him from being close to his Aeon. Besides one specific train that ran him over...

Especially since he doesn't have thumbs and can't open cans on his own— he's filled with rage we humans can't comprehend.

How did you know what I'm drawing?

Just imagine sentient birds that are actually aliens, own a planet that was prison for dangerous people and now are in an unnamed mafia x nobility crossover that is Penacony political state. Bro— BRO HEAR ME OUT PLEASE!!! The bird scene where baby Robin and Sunday find a wounded bird would hit differently.

Sunday is a spooky weird Luzon Bleeding-heart x whatever bird the one he owns in game is x his color palette. Yes, the pic next to him was the reference. He doesn't deserve to be respected by me. Also lack of his halo is representation on how he also in game had lost the halo for a moment, just a lil show that he's not as holy as he makes himself look. Eye is Ena reference.

Robin, my favorite, lovely, smart, perfect, gracious, angelic, wonderful, breathtaking birdie is robin with her color palette. Did I mention I love Robin? No? I FUCKING ADORE HER. Yes the flower is her halo.

Pictures I used to make this:

Alien Phainon! Cuz that's what my lack of motivation says so.

His pupils enlarge when he's hunting something like owls and cats do, the thing is he doesn't look cute while doing so. And yes, he's covered almost entirely in feathers and has 7 limbs. And walks on four just to be a gremlin to Aglaea (she's so done with all her kids).

Some could say it's Harpy or Siren genderbend but in my heart he's actually inspired by Strzyga, a demon similar to vampire and ghoul by nature. The most interesting fact is that this demon was born a human with two souls, and only after death they turn into actual demons. Like Phainon in game, he's human, he's a "demon" with two sides (reaver and khaslana).

-masked fool anon 🎭

I'm going to be honest here, I thought I wouldn't even mention Fate characters in Alien AU because my friend @noimnotdeadyet had told me a little about them and the lore around those characters we have in HSR and I just. I dunno. I feel like I'm not qualified for that shit.

But, because I like you anon. And I'm forcing my friend to reply to this with her own take on characters she knows more than me >:3 I'm willing to have my own take on it from an aliens perspective.

I think it would be so much funnier if Collab characters were still human. Humans and humanoids in general are still somewhat a novelty and a trend in the cosmos. Not to mention them being attractive. In au they all would be celebrities because they're pure humans from actual "legendary" Earth that is supposed to be long since gone.

Aliens would go crazy. And with the Holy Grail and the fact it's taking place in Penacony? Everyone is either watching without blinking or trying to get into Land of Dreams to see them in person. Think of K-pop star waiting for a plane type chaos.

Saber and Archer don't know that they basically run the alien internet by existing. Actually they don't know what the internet is. I think. Maybe. They have phones so maybe they do actually know... Questioning a lot of things rn.

Oh, the horrors both would go through appearing in place with a bunch of monsters who are sentient and have technology they don't understand at all. In my opinion in the event they were all too casual about it. Here they would have to experience the dread of being far away from anything you understand.