#smithyverse

Push off a cliff: Cassandra (maybe as encouragement to fight the bears at the bottom? idk)

Kiss: Iron Bull

Marry: ALISTAIR ♥

Set on fire: Hawke LOL

Wrap a Blanket around: Cole

Be Roommates with: Isabela

Some of the armor can make your character look bigger but it doesn't help that much :/ it would be awesome if they added that to the next game though

I HATE how they run it kills me

holy fuck ahhhhhh WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? O__O

if i was smart i would assume that this was smithy…but i honestly have no clue (but if you are not smithy, then hello new friend who also likes potatoes maybe??)

1. Fried

2. Mashed

3. Baked

4. Potato chips

5. Hashbrowns (this can count, right?)

Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?

No, I actually wouldn’t. I would be happy with my child looking however they would naturally and I would love them for it. I would make sure that they never feel like they need to change what they look like for people to accept them or for me to love them. As for gender, I don’t really care about choosing. I’m fine with anything haha. And I if I have a “boy” who is more like a “girl” or vice versa, then so be it—I will love and accept them for whoever they are and try to be the best mom that I can be. sorry if this is long

Rule 1: Post the rules

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger asked you then make 11 new ones(also tag the tagger)

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them

(Her) QUESTIONS ugh

1. If you were a kitchen appliance, what would you be and why?

I would be a fridge. I know I know, full of everything, but fragile on the inside. I'd say that that is a good fit for me.

2. Recommend a fanfic that you think I haven’t read.

Yeah I don't read fanfics, at least not anymore.

3. Solicit yourself to me. Why should I date you?

You should date me because I will love you till the ends of the earth. I like my secrets and my privacy, but I tend to let those slip every once and a while. I am willing to do anything to make you happy and I will remember every little moment. Memories are my gift so to speak.

4. The dumbest pairing you have ever shipped?

Well I don't ever ship people so...no.

5. If you lived in a post-apocalyptic game/anime/book, how long would you survive?

Depends where I am, I'm resourceful, probably longer than the average bloke.

6. Best acoustic version of any song?

Oh jeez I love acoustic songs. I'd have to say Landslide by Fleetwood Mac and Sleepyhead by Passion Pit and Let Her Go by Passenger.

7. Food that you didn’t think you’d like but you do (?)

Japanese prepared mushrooms. I know weird and gross but whatever, I'm picky enough. 

8. Weirdest thing that someone has said today (?)

I say to all of those who sit at our lunch table, you know what we hear everyday. No explanations needed.

9. I have basically given up on question marks, is that okay or is this a problem (?)

It pisses me off that I'm going to change it.

10. One instrument you wished you learned how to play?

Piano and guitar. I just really want to have an instrument. 

11. Ahaha look I found my question marks. End your responses with a gif that you think I would like.

I don't and can't do gifs either because I'm too lazy to learn. It would be one of those cheesy romantic things.

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1: You are now Ruler of the World with a 99% approval rate. This is only partially due to the fact that anyone who voted otherwise was immediately invalidated and then sent before the Minister of Education and your second-favorite pet dragon, Sprinkles. So congrats on that, I guess.

Anyway, how will you spend the day? Board meetings? Mid-afternoon tea with Benedict Cumberbatch? Perhaps a personal concert by your favorite band? Or maybe a nice evening stroll, plotting your next move while enjoying the lovely sunset?

I would spend the day helping out in the community. I love kids and I would love to have the power to make a difference in their lives.

2: I’m coming over for a week and you must entertain me. (Why, you ask? Remember that Ruler of the World thing from question 1? Yeah, well, that’s actually me. Sorry.) Figure out what we’ll do.

I don't know, finally watch that one movie you've been mentioning over and over again. (Which by the way, we really should watch that sometime.)

3: What is your favorite accent?

I LOVE Irish, British, and just accents in general.

4-5. You are now in a chick flick. (For the duration of this post, you are at my mercy. Mwhahaha! I’m like Gabriel, just cuter!) The only way to get out is to play it through, and you know what that means…Awkward moments, sweet gestures, and feels-inducing declarations of love. So 4: what is the storyline of this movie?

Well aren't you eager to learn my secrets. 

5: What do you do to win over your love interest and/or the audience?

I would be the tease, that's how I work.

6: Random quirk or feature you find really attractive?

I love quirks or habits that make a person unique. That's what makes them special.

7: Find a mirror. Look at yourself in it. Appreciate how beautiful you are (yes, you too, male follower.) Preen and primp and smile. You may even say something along the lines of “I look damn fine today!”, “You handsome devil!”, or “Hello gorgeous. I could get lost in your eyes forever”. (“You sexy beast!” works well too.) There will be no flaw finding. You are wonderful and gorgeous and perfect, ok? Once you have finished, return and write your favorite color below.

I love my eyes, my best feature in my opinion. Purple.

8: There’s an attractive person sitting at the bar, looking lonely and gorgeous and charming. Somehow, you have gained the ability to talk to them and make yourself understood. However, you must introduce yourself with a pick-up line. Which one do you use?

"You know, if you're going to sit here all alone and drink the night away, I might as well join you."

9: Favorite quote of the moment? If you don’t have one, just the favorite quote from any movie.

"The greatest honor, is having you for a daughter." - Mulan

10: I excel at procrastination. What should you be doing instead of this?

Going to bed probably.

11. Create one headline/scheme/scene that would make your fandom go insane.

I don't have a fandom so sorry.

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1: Why do you follow me?

2: What is your favorite thing on another person? (Be it a quirk or part of their appearance)

3: Where is your favorite place to go? Why?

4: What is the song right now that always gives you goosebumps?

5: If you could be with anyone right now, who would you be with? Why? (Not famous)

6: What is your special quality? What makes you, you?

7: Describe your perfect soul mate. What would they be like? Personality, looks, character?

8: What is the best food you can make as of right now?

9: Who is the most important person in your life? Why?

10: Cats or dogs?

11: Describe your perfect date. Where, what you do, the person you are with, and everything else.

I'll tag a couple people because I only know a couple of you.

Rule 1: Post the rules

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger asked you then make 11 new ones(also tag the tagger)

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them

(Her) QUESTIONS ugh

1. If you were a kitchen appliance, what would you be and why?

I would like to say an oven because I’m so totally hot and make wonderful baked goods, but I’m probably more like a toaster because my brain’s always on the fritz, things I do are either overdone or remain frozen, and when I am hot, it’s so unexpected and clumsy that I may actually burn you.

2. Recommend a fanfic that you think I haven’t read.

A fanfic you have not read..Is that possible? Check with Savvy, maybe she’s written something today that you have not yet laid eyes on.

3. Solicit yourself to me. Why should I date you?

I’m a domestic goddess. Okay, so maybe cleaning isn’t my forte and my cooking skills are a little limited by my rejection of a certain food group, but have you tasted my hashbrowns? Obviously not, otherwise you would not be asking me why I’m datable but begging to date me.

Aside from that, I’m still pretty awesome. All I want from a relationship is someone to curl up with on the couch and watch TV, but also someone who loves spontaneous adventures. (Sense of humor, gorgeous eyes, and incredibly sexy accent voice preferred). I want an equal opportunity of eating Chinese food and watching Dr. Horrible or taking a road trip with an undetermined destination. And if you don’t want to go Celtic dancing with me? Not up for another TV marathon? That’s great too! You do your thing, I do my thing, we remain happy. The key here: I will never make you go antiquing.

4. The dumbest pairing you have ever shipped?

Oh wow. I can’t even think of one… *whistles nervously and shuffles away into a fast, awkward sprint*

5. If you lived in a post-apocalyptic game/anime/book, how long would you survive?

No.

6. Best acoustic version of any song?

That’s too much pressure. Right now, the two acoustics I’m listening to nonstop are “Fight” by Lee Dewyze and “Let Her Go” by whatever band that is. Both are beautiful acoustic versions.

7. Food that you didn’t think you’d like but you do

Indian food? I don’t like spicy ordinarily, but I really like Indian food. I know you were probably looking for something else, but I don’t know. Ranch and fries?

8. Weirdest thing that someone has said today

So many weird things have been said today, but one of the strangest is a repeat: “Chicken tastes like eggs.” Now I know I’m not the go-to person when it involves the taste of creatures of the feathered kind, or any kind really, but I’m fairly sure this is wrong, because everyone else to hear it assures me that it is. Kalley, the source, refuses to be convinced otherwise.

9. I have basically given up on question marks, is that okay or is this a problem

It’s a tumblr post, so no. If it were an essay or, say, a hot-and-heavy fanfic, then we’d have a problem.

10. One instrument you wished you learned how to play?

Piano. The harp is a lot like it, but it’s not the same.

11. Ahaha look I found my question marks. End your responses with a gif that you think I would like.

I can’t do gifs, but if I did, it would probably be an Arrested Development one. Or Community, but those ones are harder to find without having to explain pretext. Maybe even scrubs. Or maybe I could just show you the newest OUAT spolier gifs that created new octaves in my vocal range because of the ships.

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1: You are now Ruler of the World with a 99% approval rate. This is only partially due to the fact that anyone who voted otherwise was immediately invalidated and then sent before the Minister of Education and your second-favorite pet dragon, Sprinkles. So congrats on that, I guess.

Anyway, how will you spend the day? Board meetings? Mid-afternoon tea with Benedict Cumberbatch? Perhaps a personal concert by your favorite band? Or maybe a nice evening stroll, plotting your next move while enjoying the lovely sunset?

2: I’m coming over for a week and you must entertain me. (Why, you ask? Remember that Ruler of the World thing from question 1? Yeah, well, that’s actually me. Sorry.) Figure out what we’ll do.

3: What is your favorite accent?

4-5. You are now in a chick flick. (For the duration of this post, you are at my mercy. Mwhahaha! I’m like Gabriel, just cuter!) The only way to get out is to play it through, and you know what that means…Awkward moments, sweet gestures, and feels-inducing declarations of love. So 4: what is the storyline of this movie?

5: What do you do to win over your love interest and/or the audience?

6: Random quirk or feature you find really attractive?

7: Find a mirror. Look at yourself in it. Appreciate how beautiful you are (yes, you too, male follower.) Preen and primp and smile. You may even say something along the lines of “I look damn fine today!”, “You handsome devil!”, or “Hello gorgeous. I could get lost in your eyes forever”. (“You sexy beast!” works well too.) There will be no flaw finding. You are wonderful and gorgeous and perfect, ok? Once you have finished, return and write your favorite color below.

8: There’s an attractive person sitting at the bar, looking lonely and gorgeous and charming. Somehow, you have gained the ability to talk to them and make yourself understood. However, you must introduce yourself with a pick-up line. Which one do you use?

9: Favorite quote of the moment? If you don’t have one, just the favorite quote from any movie.

10: I excel at procrastination. What should you be doing instead of this?

11. Create one headline/scheme/scene that would make your fandom go insane.

I’m not going to tag 11 people, because I only have a few followers and bless their souls for even following me, with my erratic, all-over-the-board posts and fandoms. BUT! Please fill it out if it looks fun to you. :) If I do tag you, you’re stuck. Do it.