#smeleanor

... shame, I was really starting to enjoy his work...

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Anyone else feel that's somewhat reminiscent of Elounor's France trip?

After a couple of very gay days, Louis mysteriously disappears, and will, no doubt pop up somewhere unexpected with Eleanor, have a few nice HQ pap shots taken of them with their be-glasséd omnipresent yet constantly ignored "friend" following them closely, and then proceed to pick his nose, look incredibly grumpy and uncomfortable, and/or "kiss" her whilst one of them is looking directly at the camera...

It's all just so transparent -- after the VMAs and us spotting Louis' beautiful behind in Harry's tattoo parlour photo AKA UBER GAY, we have a veritable flood of articles about Harry being out on a "date" with this Savannah Phillips girl (can I just puke at the jovial "haha isn't he a slut" tone of the article), which apparently happened yesterday even though we know the photos were from the 4th of September thanks to Kevin McHale's twitter. So lies all over the place. Mind you, they also seem to think that Lou was in LA still. WHO DO WE BELIEVE?!

Either way, we know that what we say on here is monitored, and so to counteract claims that Lou and Harry were spending time together in LA, these stories and smokescreens have been erected. It's nothing new or unusual, it's just another reactive crisis control moment...

Whatever, we still have this...

If Smeleanor goes to Leeds, I have a feeling Princess Harry's gonna stick a fork down her esophagus and hit her in the face with a shovel. 

Or even crack out a famous "we are a couple let's prove it by standing in the exact same pose as always and pulling the fakest of fake smiles" photo that you're so famed for... Cos you were both definitely there together right?

...

Urgh.

Convincing me that Elounor's real...

So I nicked a couple of photos from this here excellent post about gay boyband members (read it, it's good)...

I hereby entitle this photo...