Teenage Dirtbag

reblog if u a hot piece of ass and u know it

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

#if this isn’t a metaphor for tumblr i don’t know what is

look at sam’s face though

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

THANK YOU TO WHOEVER MADE THIS

just yes

u dead

u hella ded

straight boys dress like randomised sims

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

"Not Every Single Long Sentence Is A Song Title" by Fall Out Boy "Not Every Single Long Sentence Is A Song Title By Fall Out Boy" by Panic! at the Disco

me when writing an essay

talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”