#smart mark

Oh dear. My fine feeble foolish friends. Allow us the honor of educating you, sibling. We aren't smart marks.

We are The Smart Marks. Our Final Exam is Pass/Fail. I do loathe to burst your metaphorical bubble—but—we shall not be the ones failing this exam. No, my simple silly sibling. No no.

Why? You ask? Your jaw slackened?

Because we're too immersed with Field Biology for your Pokemans. We're too intrigued by the works of William Shakespeare for your Disney's Star Wars™. Chess is too boring, have you played Go? Maybe Battleship is more suited for your glacial speed. Video Games are for people with no imagination and too much time. The only good music is Classical music. While you're tied up in traffic my partner and I alight on the wings of Friedrich Nietzsche.

Do you understand? Have we lost you?

Please! Spare yourself the embarrassment and go back to school before facing us! I should hate to trounce upon yet another Wannabe Champion's delusions of grandeur. Please no. Not another one!

Let me explain so you understand.

WE DONE DID THE MATH & YOU'RE GONNA LOSE BROTHER.