#slythwolf

#i meannnnnnn there are entire fictional realities#where this is how ALL gods work

"Dad, you should really rethink your interior design. The place needs more hidey holes and pumpkins." “Did she really? And what did YOU say?”

I mean, let’s be real, what they are actually yelling is PET ME DAD, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE FOREVER, I WANT BELLY RUBS AND HEAD SCRATCHES. 

slythwolf replied to your post “do you and your kitties get into meowing contests”

i like to ask the pets where they heard that, like, "who told you this? and did you fact check any of it? you have to think critically about the information on the news"

i still havent watched the broadway version, its in my netflix queue but im just not ready

amy is bi y/y

i dont even want my coworkers, with whom i semi regularly go drinking and whom i tell most of my life problems, to ask what im reading when im on break

it is soon but like, maybe theyll trade off one of them at a time for a few eps