Slytherin: I don't want to be Hufflepuff's boyfriend!
Ravenclaw: Well, what do you want, then?
Slytherin: I don't know! I just want to be with her, all the time.
Slytherin: I want to hear about her day, and tell her about mine.
Slytherin: I want to hold her hand and smell her hair...
Slytherin: But I don't want to be her stupid boyfriend.













