he regrets every single decision he’s ever made
They’re all so stinky ewewewew I hate them all
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he regrets every single decision he’s ever made
They’re all so stinky ewewewew I hate them all

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Slenderman: everyone get unemployed. I will provide for us
Tim: I love how safe everyone feels about being entirely dependent on a potentially psychopathic benefactor
Slenderman: I’m nice…
Sally: he’s literally nice
ashamed to mention i had a creepypasta phase
sort of artblocked & there were people drawing creepypasta so. my father. thank u
Erm dipping my toes in creepypasta art bc I've been daydreaming about being under this man's care since I was like 7 years old 😛 my writing is so ass
proud dad!
also tired dad lmao

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|| HEAR ME OUT, DON'T CALL MY UBER ||
I feel like Slenderman being a fatherly figure- Or should I say Slenderdad, would make sense. Or atleast in my AU.
He knows that more proxies equal more power, now this could easily go down the route of "Oh he thinks they're just disposable" but if you want to be fun, look at it this way:
He collects his little proxies to gain more power and he nurtures and cares for them all. Tending to them like little flowers in his garden. Little proxies in his mansion.
Did I get my point across? Capra out! (Plz don't call my uber...)
Kate: I might get fat and people won't like me no more.
Slenderman:
Slenderman: Eat the God damn baguette.
Slenderdad