Hehe !! Thank you !!

I had a different idea in the og sketch but then I was " too much work to make it look understandable so we are just gonna go puffy hair ghibli style and cold wind style yeah " dezidijhzej

So I'm glad it is liked that much !! （。＾▽＾）!!

It's finally time to release the backlog of my brother's quotes and reactions about the series and...oh man they're just the highlight of my day!

This covers the Black Water arc and part of the Brocade Immortal (two of my brother's favorite arcs!)

[About He Xuan’s bad luck] My Brother: I didn’t think anyone could be that bad besides Xie Lian!  Me: That’s what Xie Lian thinks too!

Me: Xie Lian’s password is “Just Recite Dao De Jing a Thousand times.” My Brother [laughing]: Xie Lian you’re bad! You’re a terrible person!

Me: So Xie Lian regrets his second ascension  My Brother: Interesting  Me: And Hua Cheng says watching his beloved be hurt and tormented while he can’t do anything is the worst suffering in the world My Brother: Chill bro, it’s just a game, no need to get that deep 

Me: The three tumors are hanging out– My Brother: I forgot they’re called that 

Me: Who do you think is the dumbass in the romance?  My Brother: Xie Lian. But Hua Cheng would forgive him.

Me [reading]: “Gege, want to get married?” My Brother: WHAT Me: They got married, then did wedding gifts, now are proposing  My Brother: THEY’RE GETTING MARRIED RIGHT NOW?!

Me [still reading]: “It was a joke. Did I shock Gege?” My Brother: Hua Cheng’s the dumbass?!

“Xie Lian is over thinking this.” - My Brother about Hua Cheng’s fake proposal

Me: Wind Master doesn’t want to be a god anymore– My Brother: WAIT WHAT? Me: –he wants to descend. 

Me: So we get to see Earth Master’s spiritual device. So far we have fans for water and wind, a hat for rain...any ideas? My Brother: Clogs.  Me: It’s a shovel. My Brother: [goes into a rant about accessories and clothing, how Earth Master’s shovel broke the pattern, and how he shouldn’t be blamed for thinking of that] My Brother: Okay maybe it could’ve been sandals, but he builds things, so something for foundation or support makes sense!

“I think Rain Master is dead and the ox is covering it up. We haven’t seen him in 800 years! There’s a chance we’ve even met Rain Master before. Waning Moon Officer.” - My Brother's conspiracy that Rain Master is dead.

My Brother: I’m imagining Water Master seeing Hua Cheng and Xie Lian and thinks, “I want a little twink as well, uh, uh, this one will do!” And points at Black Water

Me: In the foyer of black water manor is a Skeleton My Brother: That’s the receptionist. 

My Brother: [gets his wisdom teeth taken out and can only communicate by phone] Me: I guess I’ll have to wait to update you on Heaven Official’s Blessing  My Brother: [typing his answer]  My Brother [via phone]: Try me.

Me: Someone dies! My Brother [via phone]: I already know it’s Rain Master. 

“If I had a nickle for every time someone cheated ascension, I'd have two nickles for Wind Master and Earth Master.” - My Brother about Shi Wudu and He Xuan's identity theft.

My Brother: This is probably Qi Rong’s fault Me: Why are you blaming him without knowing what’s happening? My Brother: Am I wrong?!

[About Xie Lian lying about kissing Hua Cheng] My Brother: NO YOU MORON! YOU FOOL! My Brother: This is the second biggest blunder in this series so far

Quan Yizhen: [planting gold in the middle of the night] My Brother: Is someone stealing from this rickety ass shrine? Or is someone ashamed of donating to it?

Xie Lian: [testing the Brocade Immortal with Quan Yizhen] My Brother: Put it in a big pile and light it on fire! Me: They put it in a big pile– My Brother: HAHAHAHAHA! I’M SO SMART!

My Brother: I’m telling you I would do a great job in this world, because I come up with the solution of putting them in a big pile and lighting them on fire. All at once, nice and easy!

“If I had THREE nickels!” - My Brother on how many times someone has messed with someone else's ascension

(also you're really cool)

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