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[ID: A fake newspaper page showing an etching of Sherlock Holmes on a horse in the pose of Napoleon in “Napoleon Crossing the Alps.” Below this is a headline that reads “Honest Reporting” and an article by “A. Principled Journalist” The article is cut off but reads “A cynical detective shocked audiences this morning when he claimed that the act of narrative is inherently dishonest. Many question his assertion and are calling for him to retract the statement. One source stated that attempting to hold journalists and other writers to the standard of representing the absolute ontological truth is “a ridiculous endeavour that cannot be meaningfully… for a statement, his representatives stated ‘Mr… did not intend offense and believes the press to… most valuable institution.’ While some seem to be sated by this attempt a… many call for him to retract the original statem… to beg for forgiveness of the people who br… oh so valuable news. The jury of public opinio…” To the side of the etching are two partially cut off agony column advertisements which read “LOST: Asp… Writer’s He… Lost somewhere nea… Bart’s Hospital. Pleas… inquire 221 B Baker S… no reward” and “WANTED: Information Whereabou… Red Republ… Please send any infor… or hearsay about me… places for foreign-mi… anarchists to or Nihil… government plots to… Kennington Road. Ti… result in arrests will… rewarded 15s.” Beneath these is a caption for the etching which reads. “The prolific yet controversial Mr. Holmes, pictured left. The paper’s name is also cut off at the top but reads “Central Press Syndicate”]

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💤 Let Watson Sleep! 💤 (Inspired by this video by @jabbage)

(and Jeremy Brett did an amazing work in this case)

Hes so 🥺

Holmes: What?