#sitcom material

really kind of losing it at the concept of the cult of the lightless flame collectively raising a baby 

So my parents don’t like to assume their children’s sexuality so every now and then they will ask one of us a question about our sexuality to see if we’re straight or not, and since I haven’t had a boyfriend in years, I get asked every so often. My dad is always sort of passive and gentle about it where he asks, “So do you have a boyfriend?” And when I answer no he continues with, “…girlfriend?” And when I say, “No, dad” he follows it up with a nice “It’d be okay if you did have one. We’d love you no matter what.” My mom has a different approach. Tonight we were discussing what I’m learning in my math class and she cut me off mid sentence to blurt out, “so aRE YOU GAY???”

Lucas: what could be worse than you tutoring Nathan? Haley: ... Lucas: You like him... Haley: Do not freak out on me! I can't help it anymore than you do! Lucas: I don't like him! Haley: I meant you and Peyton...