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Minecraft but.. You can choose your protagonist?!!
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Sirius: At least I’m not ugly as hell.
Severus: At least I’m not stuck inside all day talking to my mother.
Sirius: I DON’T TALK TO MY MOTHER!
Severus: Oh, right, I forgot. That would be less pathetic—it's your mother’s portrait.
Molly: Here we go...
So...my dad and my brother had a fist fight once because dad found a little package of suspicious content in the kitchen and he went full on "you are not doing drugs under my roof" mode, and everything scalated until police had to come.
The package had dry veggies. It was an instant ramen seasoning.
really kind of losing it at the concept of the cult of the lightless flame collectively raising a babyÂ
Student: I can do tomorrow at anytime, Thursday morning, or Friday at anytime.
Supervisor: I have meetings all day tomorrow and a doctor's appointment on Thursday.
Student: ...
Supervisor: Let's meet this afternoon.
Student: I was planning to finish the rest of the analysis this afternoon. It would be better to meet on a different day so that we can discuss that.
Supervisor: Ok so I'll come at 1.30 today.
*LATER THAT DAY*
Supervisor: Don't you think it would have been more useful if you had finished this analysis before this meeting?

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Clearly I thought I was being hilarious today
Reception Lady: Oh, Magicademical, can I have a quick word?
Me: Yes. But only if I can have a biscuit.
RL: ...
Me: ...
RL: ...
Me: I'm only messing, you don't *have to* give me a biscuit. I have my own biscuits. *whips out packet of biscuits from jacket pocket*
RL: ...
Me: ...
RL: ...
Me: D'you want a biscuit?
So my parents don’t like to assume their children’s sexuality so every now and then they will ask one of us a question about our sexuality to see if we’re straight or not, and since I haven’t had a boyfriend in years, I get asked every so often. My dad is always sort of passive and gentle about it where he asks, “So do you have a boyfriend?” And when I answer no he continues with, “…girlfriend?” And when I say, “No, dad” he follows it up with a nice “It’d be okay if you did have one. We’d love you no matter what.” My mom has a different approach. Tonight we were discussing what I’m learning in my math class and she cut me off mid sentence to blurt out, “so aRE YOU GAY???”
Lucas: what could be worse than you tutoring Nathan? Haley: ... Lucas: You like him... Haley: Do not freak out on me! I can't help it anymore than you do! Lucas: I don't like him! Haley: I meant you and Peyton...