#sistermine

Sistermine: i like him just because he reminds me of you

me: Okay, but I have a standing policy to kill all doppelgangers.

Sistermine: Fair, but he doesnt look like you

Sistermine: so I think you're safe

me: Or he is...

So we tease my sister that she is cursed with a terrible power. This power is to destroy electronics by virtue of proximity. Seriously, every electronic she owns typically has to be replaced more often than should be necessary. Her first i-Pod, her second i-Pod, her first phone, her second phone, she once caused both of the computers in our house to crash in less than 24 hours for no apparent reason, caused a car to breakdown, she looses electronics more often than anyone else, her laptop randomly spazzes, wifi slows down when she uses, she has blown the fuse at our house more than one time, and evidently coupons and gift cards claim to have already been used when she attempts to use them.

So the two of us and some friends went to see the new X-Men movie about a week ago. Afterward, sistermine informed me that she had spent 10 minutes earlier that week legitimately concentrating on two different lamps in her room, trying to make them stop working on purpose. A discussion afterward has allowed us to determine that lights and surprisingly cameras seem to be immune to this power. Stay tuned to find out if my sister successfully becomes the next mutant who is in need of Professor X's guidance.

Thank you. Thank you for doing that.

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