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star wars heritage post

star trek heritage post (May 13th, 2021)

I met Alex Hirsch today and he drew a little picture in my sketchbook

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

cant believe we’ll never know who ended homophobia because he was anon

just rememberd about this one. i miss going out in the night, summer pls end