#siserary

And the dozens of knives hidden about my person. But those are irrelevant. Look. The point is I am not equipped to take on a [gestures at the entirety o your person with thinly veiled sneer]. 

Fuck off. There is a fine line between ‘knock me out’ and ‘make the entirety of my skull a concave angle with your fist’.

im echo, today im usin she/her pronouns and my fav color is probz pink  wby??

I prefer severing arteries but I’m glad that works for you.

Thine fair countenance has surely made agape their mouths when faced with radiance such as that in thine possession.

Close enough. As a perfectly average and unassuming human, I should know.

You’re a saint. Or something.

Not even remotely. But there are collectors that would pay ample credits for a genuine dollar. I should ask how you’re coming across thousands of rare antiques but in the meantime, please do, mysterious money flinger.