âAsked someone to marry you ? - One brow arched incredulously, her ears going back in discomfort. This interview was off to an odd start, and if this was how it was starting, she may end up needing to find an exit. âNo.â
âKissed one of your friends ? - She started to shake her head, her mouth opening with a quick negative, but paused, her eyes angling down and to the left, and instead nodded, softly replying, âYes.â
âDanced on a table in a bar or tavern ? She smirked, recalling an event at the quicksand years ago and looked back at her Elezen interviewer, much more comfortable with this question than the previous two. Her response held hints of pride and remembered fun as she answered, âYes.â
âEver told a lie ? - She rolled her eyes, crossing her arms, thinking, âShow me someone who hasnât and Iâll show you a liar.â Out loud, she answered in an almost bored tone, âNever maliciously.â
âHad feelings for someone whom you canât have ? - She furrowed her brows, the hope that they were off of that kind of question drifting away as she considered skipping the question. Her tail tapped in the seat beside her. Finally she replied quickly in a soft voice, âYes,â and hoped thatâd be the end of it.
âEver kissed someone of the opposite sex ? - It wasnât. âYes.â
âEver kissed someone of the same sex ? - How many more of these - âYes,â she replied, but felt the interviewer should consider a definition for kissing.
âKissed a picture ? - The answering look of confusion wasnât enough to move on, so she replied, âNo, who does that?â
âSlept in until 5pm ? - âIâm a Keeper; back when my family lived in the Shroud I didnât used to get up until 5 pm, and that was considered early.â What kind of interviewer...?
âFallen asleep at work or school ? âNever attended school,â She answered openly and without ire or remorse. She sat up straighter and uncrossed her arms, and expanded on her answer, hoping to keep the Elezen on these topics rather than the uncomfortably personal ones. She smirked playfully, âThough I would purposefully doze off when family members were trying to teach me something boring.â
âHeld a snake ? - âAte a snake,â she winked.
âBeen suspended from school ? - âNever attended, but I was held back from a few hunts for disappearing and thatâs close enough, right?â
âWorked at a fast food chain/restaurant ? - âNo, luckily for Eorzea.âÂ
âStolen something ?  - âStolen something back for its rightful owner,â she modified.
âBeen fired from a job ? - She thought on this one for a few moments. âNo,â she eventually stated, âBut I have walked out on one that I didnât particularly care for.â
âDone something you regret ? - Her tail stopped its lazy thumping, the question catching her off guard. âNo,â she finally replied, resolution in her soft voice.
âLaughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose ? - And suddenly back on track. âOnce,â she smiled, âIâm much more careful when drinking around certain friends now.â
âCaught a snowflake on your tongue ? - And back to it. âYes.â
âKissed in the rain ? - Again with kissing? âNo.â
âSat on a roof top ? - âYes; itâs a bit of a game at our Free Company house,â she smiled.
âKissed someone you shouldnât have ? -Â âNo.â What was this fascination with kissing?
âSang in the shower ? -Â âFrequently.â
âBeen pushed into a pool with all your clothes on ? - She sighed, âSomething else Iâm careful with around certain friends,â she smiled.
âShaved your head ? - âNo.â
âSlept naked ? - She answered with a hard stare.
âHad a boxing membership ? - âI joined the Pugilist Guild in Ulâdah for a while, but I never really got the hang of it,â she replied.
âMade a boyfriend/girlfriend cry ? - âNext.â
âBeen in a band ? - âSort of?â she replied, shrugging her shoulders, âI used to sing and dance with a small troupe, but never professionally.â
âShot a gun ? -Â âAt the Machinist Guild; the kickback was a little too strong for me.â
âDonated blood ? - â.... to what?â
âEaten alligator meat ? - âCroc?â she asked, âItâs really gamey; I wouldnât recommend it.â
âEaten cheesecake ? -Â âYes, but I donât really care for the texture.â
âStill loved someone you shouldnât ? -Â âNext.â
âHave/had a tattoo ? - âIâve got the Legacy Mark,â she replied without explanation, though the well known symbol of those who fought at the Battle of Carteneau and survived the Calamity thereafter was well known enough not to need explanation.
âLiked someone, but will never tell who ? -Â âNext.â
âBeen too honest ? - She half-smiled as the Elezen decided not to finish asking the question.
âRuined a surprise ? - âNot that I know of; Iâm good at keeping secrets.â
âAte in a restaurant and got really bloated that you canât walk after ? - What an oddly specific question? âNo...?â she trailed off, wondering if this sort of question was considered ordinary in any place in Eorzea.
âCeased to speak to a friend ? - She considered carefully before answering. âThere are friends that I havenât spoken to in years, but never due to a falling out.â
âDressed in a manâs clothes ? - "As in borrowed clothing from a male?â she rephrased purposefully, âProbably at one point or another, yeah.â
âDressed in a womanâs clothes ? - âBeing as I am a woman...â she shrugged sarcastically.
âJoined a pageant ? - âA pageant? Like a fashion show?â she asked, shaking her head, âNo.â
âBeen told that youâre beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said ? - âWhy?â
âStill have communication with your ex ? - âNext.â
âCheated on someone ? - âNo.â The thought made her uneasy, the suggestion was borderline insulting to her.
âGot totally drunk while having an important exam the next day ? - âExam?â her patience was wearing thin, but as the question line had changed again she cleared her head and tried to think, but didnât have far to go. âI'm not a habitual drinker.â
âA total stranger treated you by paying your teleport ? -Â âDonât let strangers pay for your teleport - you donât know where youâll end up.â
âGot so angry that you cried ? - âNext.â
âTried to stay away from someone for their own good ? - âNo?â What an odd question?
âThought about suicide ? - âNext.â
âThought about murder ? - Does now count? âNot seriously.â she quickly revised,  âDiscounting dictators.â
âActually murdered someone ?  - âI wouldnât call it murder.â
âThought about mass murder ? - âNo?â
âActually committed a mass murder ? - âNo?â Who else has this woman interviewed?!Â
âRode in a strangerâs vehicle ? -Â âNo.â
âStalked someone ? - âIf by âstalkâ you mean âtrackâ then yes.â
âHad a girlfriend ? -Â âI have several female friends.â
âHad a boyfriend ? -Â âI have several male friends.â She looked at the woman pointedly, eyes narrowing to a glare.
âGotten totally drunk during a holiday ? - She had better be reading off a list. âNo.â