#simpbastian

          fingers  trail  gently  along  the  strap  of  his  book  bag  as  he  walks  alongside  the  other  boy,  heading  back  to  the  dorms  from  practice,  a  smile  toying  at  his  lips  throughout  casual  conversation.   ❛  i’m  fully  aware  that  you  don’t  need  me  to  tell  you  this,  but  you  were  really  great  out  there  today.  ❜

JACOB BEN ISRAEL, HERE TO REPORT THE LATEST GOSS!

mr schuester @schuestr​ is sexually attracted to his sweater vests. he is an addict and needs rehab. — anonymous

Well, well, I can’t say we’re all surprised. WILL SCHUESTER, I think you’re overdue for a sweatervention. Perhaps your not-so-subtle lady lover can help with vest addiction?? This makes the perfect time to address your RAPPING problems and your added obsession with JOURNEY. Your glee club members especially request that you stop.

blaine @wrblr is cheating on kurt @simpbastian with.... MATT RUTHERFORD! @bgdancer​ — anonymous

WHAT’S THIS? Our resident turtle seems to know his way around population BOY in McKinley. And with the shining hair gel from Gay Dalton? BLAINE WARBLER, care to comment? Are you officially kicking the ex-kicker from your gaydar?

I heard Rachel @ofberry is ready to leave Finn any day now and begin a love affair with one Quinn Fabray @loserlikewe​ — anonymous

OOH-LA-LA! It appears we have some interesting girl-on-girl action happening in our halls! LUCKILY, I have managed to grab some footage (from an..anonymous sender) that catches these two in HOT STEAMY ACTION! (Rachel, if you’re no longer interested in our ice queen, I will happily take her place).

                                     ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴇᴀɴ I’M ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴᴠɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ                               KURT ᴀɴᴅ BLAINE’S ꜰᴏʀ ᴄʜʀɪꜱᴛᴍᴀꜱ? 

              she waits for everyone else to leave, ensuring brittany she’ll catch               up in just a matter of minutes before the choir room is mostly empty.               quickly, she shoulders her bag, a hand reaching out to grab kurt’s               shoulder. ❛ --- hey, ❜ she starts, voice loud ( but not aggressive ) as               she stops him. ( once she’s face to face with him, there’s a moment               of hesitance, and santana shuffles in place for a moment before sp-               eaking. )

SEND A WORD FOR A TEXT:   BORED           /        @simpbastian​  (kitty)

          “music gives us permission to feel.”       river shrugged, philosophy issued with a deliberate tone, clearly with thoughtfulness. this wasn’t an off-hand remark; it rolled off his tongue like a mantra he’d repeated time and time again. all the competitiveness, all the controversy over who sang what and with whom ... river didn’t care about any of that. this was his release. “that’s all it’s ever been about for me.”