#schuestr

JACOB BEN ISRAEL, HERE TO REPORT THE LATEST GOSS!

mr schuester @schuestr​ is sexually attracted to his sweater vests. he is an addict and needs rehab. — anonymous

Well, well, I can’t say we’re all surprised. WILL SCHUESTER, I think you’re overdue for a sweatervention. Perhaps your not-so-subtle lady lover can help with vest addiction?? This makes the perfect time to address your RAPPING problems and your added obsession with JOURNEY. Your glee club members especially request that you stop.

blaine @wrblr is cheating on kurt @simpbastian with.... MATT RUTHERFORD! @bgdancer​ — anonymous

WHAT’S THIS? Our resident turtle seems to know his way around population BOY in McKinley. And with the shining hair gel from Gay Dalton? BLAINE WARBLER, care to comment? Are you officially kicking the ex-kicker from your gaydar?

I heard Rachel @ofberry is ready to leave Finn any day now and begin a love affair with one Quinn Fabray @loserlikewe​ — anonymous

OOH-LA-LA! It appears we have some interesting girl-on-girl action happening in our halls! LUCKILY, I have managed to grab some footage (from an..anonymous sender) that catches these two in HOT STEAMY ACTION! (Rachel, if you’re no longer interested in our ice queen, I will happily take her place).

          ‘  MR SCHUE - eh could i talk to you?  ’    he had waited till the end of rehearsal and until everyone had left to ask for a favour.    he had been in the new directions for a year.   --   and he was improving in STAGE presence,   something he hadn’t had before    but,   he also wanted to improve his voice.    ‘ seein’ Mike sing with Tina today sorta brought this on - well, I was wondering if you could possibly give me some pointers.  I spent the WHOLE of last year -- terrified of EVER performing a solo but -- i think i can do it.  ’   

HIS WHOLE LIFE WAS TOO DRAMATIC RIGHT NOW.      being outed to the whole school via jacob ben israel was an experience and a half,   add in his best friends fighting and the fact that jacob was set on pairing him off with every guy in glee club,   he had spent the last few days in the CHOIR ROOM for lunch,    it got him out of his own thoughts and away from the football team shouting crap at him.   He was playing a few keys from We’re Not Going Take It from Rock of Ages before he heard the door to the choir room open.       ❛   oh,   sorry ... I can leave Mr Schue ... and Brad... ❜

“ you’re doing great , okay ?? i mean it . ”  @schuestr​   /  meme from my old blog. 

THE CHOIR ROOM had become a safe place.    He wasn’t about to sit with the JOCKS and deal with a bunch of dumb comments about being in glee club. He knew he could always sit with the other glee members and SOMETIMES he did but number twelve, background dancer number two, turtle, boring, whatever dumb nickname was being thrown in his face this week, sometimes felt like an outsider in their club.     When those feelings came,    he decided to come to the choir room and practice.    

He had done it throughout his sophomore year, and it looked like the tradition was going to continue in his junior year.     It wasn’t like he didn’t LOVE his friends, of course he did.     HIS FRIENDS were the reason he had BEGGED his parents,    since they were on the edge of the district, not to have him transfer.  BUT,      he could easily lose himself in the choir room for the whole lunch period.        he heard the voice of their director and stopped singing and playing for a moment. 

❛ oh, hey mr schuester.... this is the only room with a piano... ❜     he said as if the other had tried to kick him out.      it took him a couple of seconds to realise the comment was actually PRAISE.    now, it wasn’t as mr schue was a bad teacher.     HELL,    matt had only really joined the new directions last year because they needed twelve members.     it would be a bit weird to even think he COULD sing.      there was no audition or anything.       NOT LIKE WHAT SAM HAD TO DO.      it wasn’t like Mr Schue could read minds and knew he had been trained in piano since he was six.     He didn’t hold any solo envy like some of the others members.          

this is the best thing i have EVER seen