#ofberry

JACOB BEN ISRAEL, HERE TO REPORT THE LATEST GOSS!

mr schuester @schuestr​ is sexually attracted to his sweater vests. he is an addict and needs rehab. — anonymous

Well, well, I can’t say we’re all surprised. WILL SCHUESTER, I think you’re overdue for a sweatervention. Perhaps your not-so-subtle lady lover can help with vest addiction?? This makes the perfect time to address your RAPPING problems and your added obsession with JOURNEY. Your glee club members especially request that you stop.

blaine @wrblr is cheating on kurt @simpbastian with.... MATT RUTHERFORD! @bgdancer​ — anonymous

WHAT’S THIS? Our resident turtle seems to know his way around population BOY in McKinley. And with the shining hair gel from Gay Dalton? BLAINE WARBLER, care to comment? Are you officially kicking the ex-kicker from your gaydar?

I heard Rachel @ofberry is ready to leave Finn any day now and begin a love affair with one Quinn Fabray @loserlikewe​ — anonymous

OOH-LA-LA! It appears we have some interesting girl-on-girl action happening in our halls! LUCKILY, I have managed to grab some footage (from an..anonymous sender) that catches these two in HOT STEAMY ACTION! (Rachel, if you’re no longer interested in our ice queen, I will happily take her place).

          “oh — no, it’s okay.”       finn nodded, scooting over a bit on the couch to make some room for her — not that her tiny frame needed that much space. it was rare that their former glee teammates were back under one roof, so while it was certainly a special occasion, it also proved that clearly they’d forgotten how much space they all needed, especially given how many big personalities were once again all gathered together. he cracked a little smile, assuring and friendly, patting the now-vacant spot beside him. “squeeze in. everyone else is cramming themselves wherever they can, anyways.”

       he knows when it goes off. it’s not like he’d been paying that much attention to it--- he knew, of course, that it would go off today, that he’d meet that person today--- so he hadn’t known exactly what time it would go off, but he knew as soon as he walked into the choir room that the little timer on his wrist hit 00:00:00. whoever it is, whoever is supposed to be the person he’ll settle down with, grow old with, is in this room. there’s a frantic beating in his chest as his heart goes wild, and his green eyes slowly scan the length of the room. that gives him, what? 12 people to sus out? unless the other person also felt that little twinge of feeling in their wrist and felt so inclined to let him know about it. there’s also, of course, the insecurity inside him that makes him concerned they won’t let him know. then what?

          ‘    I wish sam hadn’t pulled you back.    jerk deserves it.   ’        matt said softly to rachel.   he hadn’t been wearing his typical jacket due to the fact he had QUIT the team,    even puckerman couldn’t make him see the light on that issue.      as long as karofsky was on the team ---   he would not be.       but now,    his former teammates had taken over THEIR choir room.    and  honestly?     it made him sick.     ‘    I wish mike hadn’t of held me back either.    i’d like to give that guy another black eye.   ’