Last week out to lunch with my colleagues and bosses:
Boss 1: begins talking about how awesome 45 is at the last speech.Â
Colleague: “Careful boss, we got a [...] over here” *points to me*Â
All 9 people turn to stare at me. And i’m thinking, what could she possibly be referring me to that she can’t say out loud? A liberal? I’m really hoping that’s what she means.
Me: wildly realizes that everyone is staring and begins saying to no one in particular... “Oh don’t mind me, i’m just sitting here eating my lunch. Carry on. I may be a liberal but I’m not here to cause any trouble.” [to myself...some combination of...oh God oh God oh God stop staring...and wtf say something and educate them all!]
Boss 2: still staring at me in disbelief , “You know, you ARE the minority amongst all of us...”
Me: “Oh, I know.” trust me, I know.
Boss 2: turns back to boss 1 and says loudly, “You know, when Obama was elected, none of us, no one, whined or protested or complained. But for TRUMP...these liberals...”
Me: silently screaming...