#siatama

"Thank you, but I'm joking, I don't need my papers too disappear. But I'm happy you're here though." Wrapping your arms around his waist, the coolness from him soothing your mind.

"Alright, just let me know if you want the homework gone. I'll end it's entire existence."

"I know you would, but I'm joking sweet."

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"Genos, why is there a hole in my wall?"

"You said you wanted this wall gone, since you kept stubbing your toe on it." He said, deadpan, as he spoke with a matter fact tone. The floor covered in bits of white paint, and debris from the smashed wall, "Babe, I was joking. It was sarcasm, but I appreciate you doing that for me."

"Oh, you're welcome, Id do anything to keep your toes safe." He turned around, grabbing a broom and dust pan to sweep up the mess.

The blue apron with red and white kittens making you giggle, "At least I own this place, that being the downside.. I OWN this place," You whispered to yourself, your body jerking when you saw Saitama sitting casually on the couch.

"Oh hey, what are you doing here? Want some chips?"

"Saitama, when.. Its MY house. And yes, I want some chips." You spoke, walking over to him, his face showing shock at remembering, that you do indeed own this house. Grabbing a handful of chips from the bag, "Why didnt you stop him?"

"I actually walked in right when he had his blasters aimed at the wall, asked him what he was doing, said he was and I quote "Going to make this wall pay for harming my love." Told him, why doesn't he just kick the wall out."

"You couldn't have told him, NOT to do that though?"

"Eh, I don't think the wall should be there, needs more open space," Saitama spoke with a dead tone, looking back to the TV, a neutral expression on his face.

"He called me, my love?"

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A small frown graced your features, small wrinkles forming in your forehead. Genos stood in front of you, his hands clasped together in front of his body.

"Can you explain this?"

"It's gone, you wanted it gone."

"Genos, baby. I was joking, sure I wanted my boss gone because he IS a dick, but.. where is he?"

"I have a feeling that you will become angry," Genos said, if it wasn't for the fact he was half robot, he would sweating profusely.

A sigh leaving your mouth, you had a feeling he may have killed him. But you didn't want to believe it, or accept it. Your boss of 3 years had been a dick, yes. A misogynistic? Absolutely. Rude? Yes. Had he been accused (and it being confirmed) of sexual misconduct? ABSOLUTELY.

And that was the final straw for you, Genos had known about your boss. And maybe, you had let it slip that you wished, "He would just disappear."

And here you both were, your boss hadnt shower up for work for now, a week. Now, you were suspicious.

"I was going to kill him, but Master Saitama told me to just scare him till he shits his pants. So I did, and then he left, I'm not sure where he is now."

You stood there, your shoulders slumping. Turning around and leaving the room, "You're mad."

"Kind of, but hopefully the next boss isn't a sleazeball."

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