#shyrim

“Ptss! I know who you are. Hail sithis”

He looked at me with the biggest smile I’ve ever seen when someone ELSE started dancing and said:

“ho ho ho he he he! Break that lute across my knee! And if the bard should choose to fight, wHY tHEn I’ll SeT HIs CloUthEs ALiGht!”

Then we started quoting dark brotherhood members in the middle of the seasonal isle (sale-tines candy) when someone else joined in.

Let’s just say that my girlfriend was pretty confused when she came to find me

@skyrim-hates-her

Fuck you. 

Sorry to be blunt. But Chicago Tribune style is a stupid writing format.

I dislike footnotes, unless they written by Terry Pratchett.

And all your words, that must be spelled right. Fuck Webster and his standardization of the English language.

Fuck all of you! 

With the deepest feelings,

Me.

P.S

Behold! Pony Scrolls V: Shyrim. Now with a new embossed look so it's like an ol' timey tablet. Not like those new-fangled tablets with the touch-sensitivity. Naw, in Shyrim's day, you carved every motion of your angry bird/dragon into the stone. ~Boardgamebrony