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NOW IM A JERK AND EVERYONE LOVES ME just did the...

LMAO I thought it was really your arm for a minute and I was like.. holy shit

Average at most, we’re currently going throu a heat wave with no signs of rain anytime soon and everythiNG IS SO HOT THAT A/C NOR FRIDGES ARE WORKING RPERLY

Pick one of your muses.

Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your muse in a new post.

Tag five people to do this meme~

Tagged by: darkheartmarching

1. What is your name? "Cyrus."

1. What is your real name? "Cyrus."

2. Do you know why you were called that? "No, I never really thought about it, now that you mention it..."

3. Are you single or taken? "I'm single, and I don't expect that to change any time soon."

4. Have any abilities or powers? He scoffs. "I'm unfazed by needles. Does that count?"

5. Stop being a Mary Sue. "A what?"

6. What’s your eye color? "Just brown."

7. How about your hair color? "Black."

8. Have you any family members? "Of course. I live with only my mother, though, if that's what you're asking."

9. Oh? What about pets? He brightens and smiles, voice warm with fond regard. "Yes, I have a gray tabby cat named Cleo. I got her for Christmas when I was eight, so she's getting a little old, but you could never tell that by watching her."

10. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like. The smile vanishes, and he frowns. "There are a lot of things I don't like. Loud noises, most people, and having to cook are just a few."

11. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing? "Yeah. I read. I code. I like to go for walks, sometimes."

12. Ever hurt anyone before? "No."

13. Ever… killed anyone before? "No." He's confused and offended you would even ask.

14. What kind of animal are you? "I've never really thought about that... Probably a cat."

15. Name your worst habits. He grimaces. "Sometimes, I eat things I shouldn't." There are others he has in mind, but he opts not to say them.

16. Do you look up to anyone at all? "No, no one I can... Actually, there is one person I admired a lot. I still admire him, I guess. We don't talk anymore."

17. Gay, straight, or bisexual? "I'm straight," he says, but his stomach twists with the knowledge that he's lying.

18. Do you go to school? "Most days, yeah, I do."

19. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day? "Not really." He struggles to even imagine a future where that happens.

20. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls? He scoffs. "No."

21. What are you most afraid of? His voice is very soft. "Dying still scares me, sometimes."

22. What do you usually wear? "Whatever my mom buys that's clean." He shrugs.

23. Do you love someone? "I love my cat," he says uncertainly, not sure if that counts.

24. When was the last time you wet yourself? "When I was two?" he guesses. He doesn't remember any exact instances.

25. Well, it’s not over yet! "What isn't over..? This interview?"

26. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class) "Middle to low, I guess."

27. How many friends do you have? He pauses, a few people in mind, wondering if he would call them friends. "Right now... I wouldn't say I have any."

28. What are your thoughts on pie? "It's tasty, on the rare occasions I have it."

29. Favorite drink? "Tea." He smiles. "All types. It's one of the few things that's good for me that I also really enjoy."

30. What’s your favorite place? It's a close competition; he has to pause to think about that. "The library, I guess."

31. Are you interested in someone~ "No."

32. What’s your bra cup size and/or how big is your willy?  He frowns. "That's none of your business."

33. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean? "I don't like to go swimming, but I've always loved the ocean. I'd rather walk by the ocean, on the beach."

34. What’s your type? "I don't really have one," he says, but he's thinking of cheerful, smiling blonde men, and calmer men with dark, curling hair and safe arms, maybe even with a hint of facial hair...

35. Any fetishes? "No."

36. Seme or uke? "...I don't think those are real words."

37. Camping or indoors? "I've never been camping, but I know I would hate it. Indoors."

38. Are you wanting the quiz to end? "Yes," he answers, exasperated.

39. Now it’s over! Tag five people.