What the Fallout 4 Companions Teach at High School
twist on a classic post! just my opinions.
Cait: Physical Education. It lets her be insanely unhinged and keep a job.
Codsworth: Beginner Mathematics. Arithmetic, Pre-Algebra, and maybe Statistics. He loves his students, who are usually on the younger end (Grades 5, 6, and 7).
Curie: Biology, Chemistry, and Organic Chemistry. Sheâs a fantastic teacher, too. Always offers extra credit assignments.
Danse: Phys Ed, just like Cait. Heâs a huge hardass though, and is a fucking nightmare for his students. Donât miss a class.
Deacon: Drama!! Heâs an amazing drama teacher too. Not enough money in the showâs budget? Sure, heâll rob FBI headquarters for more!
Desdemona: She also teaches English, with an emphasis on the higher grades. Much like MacCready, sheâs an almost absurdly harsh grader, but itâs all for her studentsâ betterment. And a college recommendation letter from her is unmatched.
Father: He teaches a course in psychology, and the course is ok. The source material is fascinating, but his lectures are often just insanely long ramblings of a nigh-insane old man.
Hancock: Chemistry. Heâs an ok teacher, just fine. He wastes a ton of time talking about his Walter White days, but most of his students still pass the class with decent grades.
Gage: History. And he suuuuuuuuucks. No one is passing his class. 50 question true or false where every answer is true except for questions 8, 9, and 11? Absolutely. What a dick.
Jack Cabot: AP Chemistry and AP US history. Heâs an expert in both and is an alright teacher, maybe slightly above average. His students usually donât understand his 1800s slang though.
Longfellow: Heâs that gruff history teacher who no one really loves but no one hates, either. He can be really weird and always smells like fish, but heâs an ok teacher. OR AT LEAST HE WOULD BE IF HE DIDNâT KEEP MICROWAVING TUNA SALAD IN THE TEACHERâS LOUNGE!!
MacCready: Woodshop. Itâs not a graded class, but heâs hard on his students anyway. Itâs not a Gage kind of hard though, he genuinely wants to see them succeed. Most of them end up pretty ok at woodworking by the end of the semester. And hey, he still has all 9 fingers!
Maxson: The bad Elder teaches US history because he refuses to pick up a book and read about any other country. Fuck him.
Nick Valentine: He would teach a Robotics class, obviously. In reality though, he would probably be Principle. Heâs fair and just, but isnât hesitant to suspend students who hurt other people. Heâs generally well-liked though.
Piper: Ms. Wright is the schoolâs best English teacher. She only assigns good books to read, goes on impassioned rants that actually relate to the topic at hand (looking at you, Hancock) and never gives too much homework. She also runs the Journalism elective and works with Deacon on the plays in her spare time. Oh and sheâs the one who keeps leaving those passive-aggressive post-itâs to Longfellow about the fish microwaving.
Preston: Mr. Garvey is a well sought-after teacher of civics and economics. Heâs not the best in his department, but no one would bat an eye if yo said that he was your favorite teacher. Heâs a kind man at heart and it shines through in his teaching.
Strong: Doesnât work there anymore after kicking a kid in the ass when he fell in Dodgeball. His defense? âWEAK LITTLE MAN NO NEED LEGS.â
X6-88: Advanced (Insane) math. Calculus 2, AP trig, probably teaches grad student-level classes as definitely not mandatory for a decent grade electives. No one likes him, but heâs by far the most efficient teacher in the school, so he slides by. BUT HEâS A TOTAL BITCH. He doesnât even eat fish, heâs allergic but he microwaves fish and blames it on Longfellow. Donât get him wrong, Longfellowâs still responsible for like 70% of the fish incidents, but itâs not all him.
Moral of the story: STOP FUCKING MICROWAVING FISH IM GOING TO KILL YOU
