#shockblitz

He, obviously, keeps them (entirely bc it means he gets more of Bee and Blitzwing's monster spikes)

I'm amusing this is based off the other ask.

Angst route of Blitzwing looseing the child. And now has to deal with the fact he'll never see them grow up.

Or a more light hearted one that the sparkling is still out there,,, YOU KNOW HOW FUCKED IT WOULD BE IF THE SPARKLING WAS ONE OF THE MAIN CAST THOUGH.

An interesting throuple.

It's similar with BlitzBeeProwl; I see BlitzBee and ProwlBee working out, not really seeing the connection between BlitzProwl, so i suppose they grew closer in their time sharing Bee.

With ShockBlitzBee: i can imagine them being all together but i don't really have an explanation on how. It's kinda tricky with the fact Shockwave is a double-agent.

One idea is that Longarm and Bee became good friends in boot camp, then later Bee went missing and showed up on earth. Then Blitzwing and Lugnut show up and something between Bee and Blitz starts happening.

Then Longarm came to earth with Elite Guard and was relieved to see Bee was alive, Longarm(Shockwave) grown fond of Bee and missed him very much. They go out and mess around in secret sometimes so that Longarm won't lose his reputation as the 'calm and collected Prime'- which he ends up losing anyway when Optimus and Sentinel catch him and Bee playing and drifting in the mud somewhere in the outskirts.

They end up in a weird semi-romantic friendship: Longarm(Shockwave) wants to be with Bee but doesn't know how to handle a relationship with being a double-agent, Bee has only started dating Blitz and he doesn't want Blitz thinking he's cheating on him or something but at the same time he wants to be with Longarm.

It gets even weirder when the 3 meet cuz- Longarm(Shockwave) and Blitzwing work together so they can't really hurt one another, but Bee is there so they have to fight- especially since Longarm is an Elite Guard. Blitz and Bee can't hurt each other cuz they're dating- but there is an Elite Guard around so they'll have to fight, but Blitzwing knows that the 'con in disguise will know he's pulling punches on the scout, all while the Stretchy-Prime is completely unaware of the whole romance thing between them!

So they're just stuck in this awkward circle until Longarm just straight up picks up Bee and runs. And i mean runs- this mf gets on stilts and before you know it he's a mile away.

I dunno how the confession and the aftermath will be. Maybe it can be mixed in with Cons Are Good AU?

Blitz and Bee are dating, then Megs finds out and Bee gets a premium pass to the Decepticon base and Shockwave finds out. At first he's devastated but the moment Bee mentions he also likes a friend of his named Longarm- maybe there is hope.

One night when Blitz is sent to patrol and Bee is at the 'con base(kidnapped again), Shockwave pulls him to some desolate part to talk. He tells him how much his 'friend' Longarm cares about him and that he'd do anything to protect him, including what happened in boot camp. Bee asks why he knew all of that and Shock reveals himself to be Longarm.

Bee argues and doesn't want to listen but Longarm forces him to- he tells him how bad Wasp was; he didn't bully only Bee, he bullied a whole lot of other cadets too. The same cadets that were reported 'missing'. But Longarm knew it was a cover-up to not spread the panic because those bots committed suicide, he himself found lethal substances hidden in their quarters. Bee was on the edge of doing the same before Bulkhead came into his life and they became best friends. Wasp deserved what he got.

But that still leaves the issue of a strained friendship and seemingly-one-sided love. Bee manages to break free and runs. He doesn't tell Blitzwing, who obviously knows something's up, anything. Not yet, at least. He has to think about everything that's going on in and outside of his processor first.

He likes Longarm-eh, Shockwave. He also loves Blitzwing. But he doesn't know what to do... he's worried what Blitzwing's reaction might be so he stays quiet. But eventually Blitzwing gets tired of his hummel being all sad and secretive and gets him to talk. Bee tells him about Shockwave being Longarm and Blitz thinks his hummel feels betrayed- but then he tells him he actually really likes Longarm- of course he loved Blitzwing and doesn't want to end anything! But he also likes Longarm/Shockwave a little more than a friend.

Blitzwing didn't really know much about romance- he loved his hummel, Bee was his. But he also didn't want to force Bee into being with just him alone. So he allows Bee to see Shockwave/Longarm. He had respect for the fellow 'con; he was smart, maybe not on the strong side but he was efficient- also his processor ticked similar to Blitzwing's so they got along just fine.

So the next time Longarm came to the Autobot Base, Bee pulled him to the side- Longarm was sure he was about to get called a Manipulator and a Sparkbreaker but instead, Bee has told him about the conversation he had with Blitz and that they could possibly date.

So they do. Megs is of course surprised but in a pleasant way. Blitz and Shock have turns spending time with Bee- sometimes it's all 3 of them, which leads to Blitz and Shock becoming Sparkmates too.

Longarm and Bee's relationship is kinda kept secret but then they get busted by Sari- and then Bee and Blitz get busted by other Autobots.

This is all a mess- Ok, Longarm had to admit he knew about Blitz and Bee- any judgement thrown aside, then Megs shows up with Bee demanding Prime to allow these two to have their romance in peace.

And i don't know what else, this is the only coherent explanation i had as i wrote this.

Now that i think about it, there is also another scenario where Shockwave ditches his decepticon side to be with Bee and becomes Longarm full-time. Blitz has been on the autobot side for only a short time and hasn't spilled the beans yet so it makes it easier: BlitzBee is happening, Shockwave leaves the Decepticons, he somehow makes it happen that he's put to monitor the ex-'con, he tells Blitzwing about his decision(including having been caught with feelings for Bee too) and they come to an agreement that they both get to date him respectively.

So, from then on Shockwave doesn't exist anymore, Longarm and Bee still have that weird semi-romantic friendship, Longarm tells Bee about his feelings and Bee stalls because he has to talk to Blitzwing first about this- Blitzwing instantly agrees cuz he knows Bee loves him very much and 'doesn't want to hurt him by forcing him to date him alone'. So they all get together. 2 autobots and an ex-decepticon.

I dropped the box I was holding in my previous doodle page, so time to spill the beans!!

This just kinda happened lmao, the doodles get progressively more and more rushed as this goes on... oops--SDJKFHIEHROIHFOEIRHF-

its been a while but!!! some more kids!!!!!

I LITERALLY JUST DID SWINDLESHOCK SO,,……. shockblitz time

when or if I started shipping it

me, writing that one chapter of loyalty for sale: hmmm blitzwing and shockwave are kinda similar in some ways, huh

me, 5 minutes after that: ah, shit, hang on,

my thoughts

pure. 10/10. i love them dearly

what makes me happy about them

well, my blitzwing muse is a median system rather than a multiple system, so distinct facets of one bot rather than three wholly different people… and i honestly think he and shockwave (with all his fabricated personas) are the only people who really Get that about each other… being such different people and yet still being themselves. it’s very sweet imo?

what makes me sad about them

they are honestly just an angstfest of poor self-image and struggling to prop each other up when they themselves are feeling like utter scrap… i don’t think they’re really capable of helping each other build up their mental health together without outside help :’)

things done in art/fic that annoys me

if you’ve ever seen any please show me i need it

things I look for in art/fic

please show me i need it

who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other

…blitzwing and cyclonus, actually! or bumblebee, if it’s written in not-gross ways. shockwave you already know

my happily ever after for them

they go to fucking therapy

what is their favorite non-sexual activity?