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As a Florida woman I should have posted my dumpster gators immediately... I'm sorry guys

Just a thing I stole and edited

Don't remember the original post bc it's been a while but it was the "they don't know I've been following them for 3 days" "that's *nameguy* he's been following us for 3 days" meme and had most of this shit...

All I did was change "following" to "creeping on", added some (un)necessary captions such as "srry wot" and "*horny elf sounds*"

I decided to add a little bit of funny to it

Don't feed the Drain Ogre...

He's trying to build an indoor swamp...

Well if not, it goes something like this:

"I have SIX EGGS. I cracked TWO, I fried TWO, and I ate TWO... How many eggs are there left?"

Now, I hope everyone is paying attention because I have developed a visual example of this word problem.

It starts with a half-dozen of eggs, in their carton...

Take two (as indicated by the circled portion of the carton) and crack them into a frying pan...

Now, you can't fry an egg with the shell ON and your pan already has some in it, right? So, you would fry the eggs you cracked earlier.

Why would you try to eat a whole, raw egg, let alone two? What do you think you are, a snake? You JUST fried two perfectly good eggs and you think you should go anaconda on the ones left in the fridge? Eat the fried eggs! You wouldn't bake cookies and then turn around and spoon raw flour into your mouth, would you?

Now, look back at the carton... How many eggs are NOT circled?? That's the answer.

I was so frustrated trying to explain this to my "stepdad???" that I had to draw the problem out to ensure that I'm not going insane....