#shitpostss

Got me kicking my feet and giggling and shit I can’t 😔

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Cherri: I'm going to fight the next person who insults Angel.

Angel: I hate myself.

Cherri: Alright, square up.

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Alastor: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Husk: Please, just say fuck.

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Lucifer: Hey Adam, Lilith just broke my apple-shaped lamp.

Adam: Neat. I’m gonna die alone.

Lucifer: Okay, you win.

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Applebee's Waiter: What would you like to order?

Pentious: I'll take the apple.

Applebee's Waiter: We don't actually sell apples.

Pentious, visibly frightened: Ok then... I'll have the bees...

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Ritz: I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something.

Nella: *laughs* Book recommendation? I can’t read!

(“Whaddup I’m Nella, I’m 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read”)

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Husk: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.

Angel: Jokes on them. I'll ruin his fucking life.

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Molly: Sorry if I'm bothering you...