Mar 17, 2019
A Burrito of Experience
Sleeping Fiancee: “Hello. I’m a burrito of experience.”
Me: “What does that mean?”
SF: *shrugs*
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A Burrito of Experience
Sleeping Fiancee: “Hello. I’m a burrito of experience.”
Me: “What does that mean?”
SF: *shrugs*
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Life and blog title update
Sleeping Fiancée: “Did you see the couches?”
Me: “What couches?”
SF: “The sofas.”
Me: “Which ones?”
SF: “The couches raise up. They’re floating there with the bugs. The bed bugs that come at night. But then the snow comes and makes them go away.”
Me: “Is that so?”
SF: “Nuh uh. But people think that.”
Keeping Things Going
Sleeping Girlfriend: [abruptly begins clapping] Me: What's up? SGF: I'm clapping for you. Me: For what? SGF: Keeping things going. #KeepingThingsGoing
Hand Walls
SGF: “There are walls in my hands." Me: “What kind of walls?" SGF: “They’re not real." Me: “How’d they get there?” SGF: “…”
The Same Thing as One
Sleeping Girlfriend: “Are you with Enterprise, or are you an M&M?” Me: “What?” SGF: “Are you The Enterprise, or with M&M?” Me: “Why?” SGF: “Because you can’t be both the same thing as one.” Me: “Is that so?” SGF: “I have a headache.” Me: “Do you need to take something for it?” SGF: “...”
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Don't Tell Me
Me: "What time do you have to get up?" Sleeping Girlfriend: "I know." M: "You know what?" SGF: "Wait, wait, don't tell me, I know!" M: "You know what?" SGF: "Everything?"
You’re Supposed to Let It Sit
Me: “What time do you have to get up?”
Sleeping Girlfriend: “Wait...what am I doing now?”
Me: “You’re telling me when you have to get-”
SGF: “I get that, but...am I just awake now?”
Me: “I...think so?”
SGF: “So I can take it off whenever I want?”
Me: “Absolutely.”
SGF: “Oh...ok.”
Me: “So are you leaving it on or taking it off?”
SGF: “Well you’re supposed to let it sit.”
Me: “For how long?”
SGF: “...For forever.”
People
SGF: "I just want to make sure that we have the right names, you know? When we talk about the people and people we talk about have people they're talking about." Me: "And why's-" SGF: "People." M: "and why's that?" SGF: "Habit."