Took It, Too
Me: “We forgot to get dish detergent.” SGF: “Okay, do I have that or did you take that too?” Me: “Did I wh-” SGF: “You did, you took that.” Me: “Took it where?” SGF: “I dunno.” Me: “Is that good or bad?” SGF: “Whhhaaaaaaaat?” Me: “Is that good or...” SGF: *waves me away.* Me: “What are you saying.” SGF: “Don’t push my buttons.”













