#ship rage

you making multiple entire rants about how making Jeff gay is…bad?? While also doing the classic “b-but im not a homophobe! I I- have a gay friend guys!”. While also saying things like “*growls but backs off*” and “you don’t wanna face my wrath” or some bullshit. Like …do..do you ever reread your own texts and feel any shame??.. it’s 2025 buddy and ur out here roleplaying while ranting about how terrible ticcijeff is and how much you hate when people make Jeff the killer gay.

“Would Jeff like it?? Would Jeff agree??” I hate to have to be the one to tell you this buddy but…Jeff..isn’t real…and he never will be… so nobody gives a single flying fuck what ‘he thinks’. He can’t think. He was a shitass story written by some (presumably) edgy teenager like 10+ years ago.

headcanons are literally fandom culture, shipping is fandom culture, and because so much of the creepypasta fandom is built off of fanon, of course there’s gonna be people shipping Jeff with other creepypastas, or headcanon him as gay, or whatever. That’s not ‘ruining his reputation’ or whatever you said, it’s people having fun..

if you can’t handle that, then I’m afraid fandom spaces, especially tumblr, is not a place for you,,, unfortunately (for you) a lot of people like seeing Jeff kissing men, and you act like that’s the equivalent to murdering 10,000 orphans or something.

I’m honestly blown away by how obnoxious so many of ur posts are. I would not be surprised to find out this is some sort of ragebait/social experiment/ect (which, I’m really, *really* hoping it is… lmao)

Uhm, anyways. That’s my 2 cents. Sorry if some of my explanations are weird I have trouble formulating my thoughts into sentences.

Number 1 ticcijeff fan out :3

Ragebait? Satire? I cast my line out for love and support and instead I reel in hatred? How close-minded do you have 2 be 2 think that genuine kindness is satire? Ragebait...if only you could look through that screen and see my face...see that there is a human being on the other end...then perhaps we could share a look of understanding...a moment of connection...then you would see that I am not ragebait.

And I never said that making Jeff gay is bad. You simply must develop him properly...show his inner turmoil...show the toll that being a killer takes on him...show him toss and turn at night, deliberating over his actions...did that snowball really kill him? (sorry, I'm getting a bit off topic)...then, and only then, will I accept Jeff the Killer as seeking out romance. Jeff being gay must be in addition 2 his other qualities, but too often I see it replacing them...

If you want Jeff and Tobi 2 make out like their lives depend on it, sure. You've got the Worm's approval. But only if I see the pain in Jeff's eyes...the guilt weighing heavy upon him...the battle between his strange feeling and these strange new feelings he has for Ticci Tobi.

"He was a shitass story written by some (presumably) edgy teenager like 10+ years ago." Okay. Now you've gotten on my nerves...You have the audacity 2 come on2 MY blog and insult JEFF THE FREAKING KILLER??? You spit in the face of me and every other Creepypasta fan. I know you said you're the "number 1 ticcijeff fan" but with this flippant attitude towards Jeff, I find that hard 2 believe.

And obnoxious? If you find me obnoxious, I have a simple solution for you:

3FF. OFF.

And no need 2 worry if your explanations were weird or your sentences didn't make sense. I assure you they were rather eloquent.

*huffs triumphantly*

Ugh...where 2 begin?? TW: anger. Rage. I am going through a tough time. And this is a sensitive subject for me. Read...if you dare.

FIRST Jeff is not "cute" nor is he shipping material. Not 2 say that Jeff is not worthy of love and respect (he deserve both in infinitum) BUT he is never shown 2 have any romantic interest in anyone in the source material. I am not saying that one cannot draw conclusions based on this (one may "headcanon" him as gay, straight, acesexual, bisexual, etcetera), but it is problematic to force him in2 relationships with people he does not approve of. Ask yourself with everything you do: would Jeff like this? Would he approve? If the answer is no, then it might be time 2 reevaluate yourself.

SECOND there is a gay problem in this fandom. NOT SAYING that I hate gays! In fact, I once had a gay friend...yes, this Worm is loving. What happened 2 that friend? Well, if you know anything about me, you should know...(that friend was also trans gender. See? This Worm doesn't discriminate...well, unless ur a bully or a hater (that is 2 say that if you are a bully or a hater I will only discriminate against u on those grounds. If you are a gay and bully I still do not like you but good for you for being gay. I wish you a happy BF (boyfriend) filled life but also a life where you trip and fall and knock out all ur teeth because ur a bully)))))))))

The Gay Problem I am addressing is in fact for the benefit of the Gay Community. I think people assuming Jeffrey is gay feeds into them "cutesifying" him. Jeff can be gay. You can headcanon him as such. But is being gay a reason for someone not 2 be cool? NO!!!!! And we all know Jeff the Killer is the epitome of cool. I am noticing a correlation between making Jeff into a CUTE UWU BLUSHES *NUZZLES* TICCIJEFF YAOI~~BL~~ character and headcanoning him as gay. you can make him gay as long as he stays COOL. That is all I am saying. YOU CAN BE GAY AND BE COOL I REPEAT JUST BECUZ U R GAY DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE 2 UWU AND OWO ALL OVER THE PLACE (Ex: Maximus P. used 2 be cool. Back when we were friends. Now, not so much...) So yeah. That's the gay problem.

SHPPING him is another similar matter. Jeff simply is too complex 2 be shipped with any lesser Creepypasta. Perhaps if he found an equal (I am slightly less offended by shipping him with Jane the Killer becuz I feel there are lots of nuances 2 be explored and I feel Jane does possibly have the depth necessary 2 comprehend Jeff's inner workings). But I most often see people shipping him with Ticci Tobi which WHY???????????? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DOES TICCI TOBIN EVEN DO WHAT IS HIS THING IM SORRY I DONT GET IT CALL ME A FAKE CREEPYPASTA FAN (TW: don't. U will face my wrath if u do) BUT I DO NOT LIKE TICCI TOBI OTHER THAN AESTHETICALLY (bless the fanart of u fans. Very talented people. I look upon your art with admiration no hate peace and love) HE DOES NOTHING HE HAS NO COMPLEXITIES ALL EVERYONE MAKES HIM OUT 2 BE IS UWU OWOWOWOWOW S3X WITH JEFF SHIRTLESS TOBI AUTISTIC TOBI (no hate 2 autistic people RE: Maximus P. and also Corbin from school and also some people at school call me autistic no hate peace and love peace and love) BUT THAT IS ALL YOU GIVE HIM WHO IS HE WHAT DOES HE DO HE IS NOTHING COMPARED 2 JEFF WHO CONTAINS MULTITUDES JEFF IS AN ONION TOBI IS A GLASS ONION (a song my dad likes and explained 2 me and alos like the detective movie) HE IS NOTHING. NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hhhhhhhh.....seething........................................................................

*Deep breath*

*Composes myself*

(I just learned about asteriks. They mean 2 imply that the speaker is doing an action)

All this fan art, the quotes.....dying.

Book 2 pissed me off, do I wanna go out and get the third?

Literally had it, then donated it when I moved out of my parents’ house.

Under the cut: multiple furious feelings about Equius/Aradia, Vriska/Tavros, and Eridan/Kanaya.  Eridan/Sollux too actually.

OF COURSE I DON'T PERSONALLY HATE PEOPLE WHO SHIP THESE THINGS I just needed to barf overinvested rage about this in an actual post.