#ship ops

Note: I do NOT shop the historical figures with anyone apart from their ACTUAL wives. I sincerely only ship the characters LMM created around these people. All of the founding fathers were pretty awful people, who may have done great things, but MANY MANY MANY unexceptional things. Okay, onto the rankings.

Okay so, I’ve chosen the 4 biggest Hamilton ships and I’m gonna give my opinion! Starting with the smallest of the biggest and working my way up!

Mullette:

8/10 mwah

Lafayette x Hercules is wonderful and amazing and I love it. Y’all can have your opinions like I have mine, but I adore this ship! I think the dynamic is very cute, and personally headcannon Laf as Pan and Herc as bi. But yes, I think this ship is very cute.

For the next two ships I couldn’t decide which was more popular, so I’ve just put them in this order, I think they’re about the same.

Jamilton:

9/10 I like it a lot

I won’t comment on this since it seems to be quite a controversial ship, but just know it’s all tumblrs fault that I LOVE this ship.

JeffMads:

10/10 adorable dorks

Okay so th dYNAMIC

Best friends to lovers?????? Yes please this right here. Very nice.

Also,,, tall and small dynamic! I stan! I love jeffmads so much rn, it’s adorable and they’re so cute. I adore them, I think that historically, this is one of the biggest bromances I could think of. Lovely boys.

And of course... the overlord...

Lams:

I’m slowly preparing for death but uh here we go I guess

3/10 no thanks I’ll pass

Okay, I was like all of y’all when I joined this fandom. I was young, and I was lams obsessed. And then amino ruined it and made John one of my least favourite characters, I started DESPISING this Guy because of the toxic amino fandom and their sTUPID FUCKING HEADCANNONS

I’m slowly beginning to love John again, but I will never be able to rekindle my love for lams. Now, it’s just a ship I use because it works. JeffMads and mullette are in a story? Okay throw some lams in. I will never make a full, multi chapter based on lams, unlike what I’ve done for all the other three (at least I’m working on Jamilton)

I hate the fact I can’t seem to ship it but honestly, if you can’t offer me Jamilton, then I’ll take Hamlaf or Mulliham over this.

Laflams? Now that’s something I can get behind!

The poly squad?! EVEN MORE BEHIND IT YES WE NEED MORE HEALTHY POLY SHIPS

Elams? Yeah I can ship it.

But Lams? I don’t think I’ll ever truly be able to find myself enjoying this ship again.