#shift7

Hello!

I used this tag to find no/low angst human au Ineffable Bureaucracy fics. Here’s some of what I found!

Polar Opposites by summerofspock (T)

Gabe and Bee are hapless zoo interns just trying to wrangle Aziraphale and Crowley, a polar bear and penguin who won't stop breaking into each others enclosures.

The Manager by gypsyweaver (T)

Gabriel and Aziraphale DiAngelo are working at the Chez Mall because their parents think that they need to learn a sense of responsibility. Gabriel got a job at the GAP. The Hot Topic across the hall from his store is going to be a problem, and Gabriel is, above all things, a problem solver.

Hell is A Pile of Greasy Chips by FernStone (T)

It had become a bit of a tradition in the past few weeks. Gabriel would come in and they would argue. Then he'd order the same thing (a double cheese burger with a large chips and coke) and complain about how disgusting it was, even when he ate all of it.

Honestly Beez didn't understand it.

"I think he's scouting us out," Dagon narrowed their eyes suspiciously after he'd left.

"That's ridiculous," Beez snorted at their floor manager. "We don't even directly compete. That's no reason to eat food you hate."

"I don't know then," Dagon shrugged. "But I'm pretty sure Ligur spat in his food this time."

According to Policy by Shift7 (T)

It started with a passive-aggressive note.

Well… It was actually less passive and more just straight-up aggressive.

The “Thing” by Tenukii (T)

When co-managers Gabriel and Beelzebub meet for their weekly evening at the bar, they realize there's a disturbing rumor about them floating around the office.

and a WIP:

something to blame by Prostidude (NR)

two dumbass bitches run rival nightclubs and fall in love (if your here for aziraphale and crowley this aint it chief)