Why settle for gender euphoria when you could have gender euphonium???
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Why settle for gender euphoria when you could have gender euphonium???

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okay so what the fuck
Which section has the most fuckable players
Flutes/piccolos
Clarinets/bass clarinets
Oboe
Bassoon
Saxophone (any)
Trumpet
Horn/mellophone
Trombone
Euphonium
Tuba
Percussion
Other?

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I'll be here for the next two hours
I love my euph ๐๐๐
I think we're gonna show Howls Moving Castle in public for the first time kdkkdkdjdjdj
Edit 19:56 WDYM I'VE BEEN HERE FOR HALF HOUR, AND WERE JUST GONNA START THE CONCERT ITSELF?!!!??!? all this time the marching band and the folclore group did their thing, I could have played dandys, instead of just sitting.
genuine advice that iโve gotten for playing a brass instrument(euphonium) is to open your throat by pretending youโre taking it deep
like deadass imagine ur about to deepthroat something
thought i should share this with the class
assigning the "batfam"* instruments bc im bored. sidenote idc if you disagree make your own post ^__^
Alfred: French Horn. idk man i almost gave him saxophone but didnt wanna give bruce french horn. so here we are. hes still more of a piano guy but this isnt abt that
Bruce: Saxophone. i think it still works with him! smooth andd cool. works for me, works for him
Barbara: Euphonium. sorry i fucking love the euphonium, its a great instrument. shout out euphonium players. i think it fits barb because its like, deep and Important when its in a piece. usually. and makes great background!
Dick: Trumpet. hes as loud and annoying as one <3 additionally a piece thats on the rougher/faster lol end of the musical spectrum will feel kinda empty without a trumpet.
Cass: Flute. im a flute player + i love cass. the flute is an instrument that you have to really strain to hear in any given piece, which really matches her thing of just Appearing Out of Nowhere. but if you give the flute a solo, it usually slays rly fucking hard, and cass is the same as a character!
Jason: Tuba. he has the vibe of a tuba player. i dont actually know much about the tuba itself, but like its genuinely a rly cool instrument solo or not. and i think that just matches jason
Steph: Clarinet. matches the flute, but still has its own spotlight (in fact usually the favorite instrument of the 2, like goddamn bitch why are there so many clarinets!!!!). I really like how the clarinet sounds in solos, specially some of the lower notes, and i just ghergjhh. matches the flute. stephcass. youre welcome
Tim: Trombone. hes tiny. trombone big. hes probably the type of player to stand/lean on his case. not only is tim being a trombone player comical, but like, i think it works for him. specially given the genre range of the trombone!
Duke: Oboe. matches flute & clarinet (they are my fav trio eat shit & die!!!!), but also has its own themeโ i think its quite versatile in the way that a mix of a trombone & a clarinet would be. duke also just has that vibe man idk
Damian: Triangle. "the triangle is the easiest instrument out there!!" "triangleโs so easy" "the triangle is like for little kids" damian decimates three entire audiences with a triangle solo. bows out. the triangle is NOT easy and i fully believe heโd be given the triangle bc of people underestimating him and surprise, surprise, the triangle's quite difficult!!! but not for dami of course, hes gonna excel at it. duh.
anyways. queue clapping. youre welcome
*not everyone, one day maybe !! but i wrote these on a whim during class & could only cover so many people lmao